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You took charge of our little operation, and ever since then, you've been ... you've been controlling my life. You control everything. Or do you? Maybe ... you are the one being deceived. Maybe being the front man of an alcohol business places your head so far out in front of you that you don't even realize that your neck is exposed enough to be lopped off by a public so thirsty to taste the blood of greedy celebrities.

Rob McElhenney as Mac McDonald with Poppins in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 6.06 (2010)

I’m Hugh Honey, and this is my partner, Vic Vinegar. Partners in real estate and partners in life. We’re the wealthy homosexual couple that she promised her womb to. We’re giving Deandra $100,000 to carry a child for us. 

okay, baby boy?

    television aesthetics: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia “Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me, I’m hot. Taxes. They’ll be lower... son. The Democratic vote for me is right thing to do, Philadelphia. So do.”

I got something that I gotta tell you, Dad. I just thought instead of saying it maybe I can just show you how I feel inside.

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