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https://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/tv/2026/01/07/9-1-1-season-nine-tim-minear/

T.E.U.B.M.O.A.P.C.

Vox with a one sided rivalry with reader!

Warnings!: A tad tinne winne bit of angst!, sorry if he’s OOC! (˃̣̣̥ ^˂̣̣̥`)

Fandom!: Hazbin hotel!

Author note!: OOOOOO I haven’t written rivals to lovers in a bit! Hopefully it’s not too bad!

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Summary!: One sided rivalry with are favorite TV demon (ﾉ ≧∀≦)ﾉ

❤️Written by silkythewriter Do not steal or repost on any other platform please! <3.❤️

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“In the morning, you would gone

I'd be mourning, tryin' to hold on To

the memory of your lips God,

I'm so lovesick What have you done to me?“

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!📺✨Vox✨📺!

Devastated, like actually in greif

After YEARS of not even a single demon upon billions below in the forsaken place called hell could make a DENT in the empire he built. But then you came along! With all your Gezmos and trinkets! (He refuses to call them anything other then that)

He is insecure, no matter how much he puts a face on about not having a fear in the world. He dose, he’s terrified of being replaced or knocked off the top!

The first time you released something after he did he merely laughed. You? A small tiny little business? What idiot would do that!? Your product was most definitely gonna be looked over!

Or that is what he thought at first (ಡ‸ಡ)…

Soon he realized how quick your growth to fame was. And honestly had a melt down, who even were you?!

He makes back handed complements on his TV show like for example “and on recent news a new technology has been released by *insert your name/company name*, looks a bit cheap but it’s okay for their first time!”

Yea expect those a lot…

He’s use to company’s butting heads with him, but he always squashed them in under a day! If not less!, so he was bewildered when you just kept popping up everywhere. He doesn’t even know how. half of the channels in hell are owned or under his name! Or at least played on HIS tvs!.

And when he released a product only for the next day for it to get a bit over shadowed by yours he loses it. He immediately thinks your doing this on purpose, he thinks your doing this as a means to get his attention.

Will never admit it but he bought one just to break it outta rage but after a bit he understood the hype, will take this to his second death bed.

He’s never had a good look at you before maybe a small invention or gala for some of the highest company owners in hell. And let me tell you when this man saw you he was shocked, it took velvet to snap her fingers for him to get out of his trans-like-state. He’s more embarrassed then he’s ever been, not only are your products prove to be a good runner up to his but you were making min lose his breath.

He didn’t wanna believe at first before velvet confirmed it to him.

And may i say, the minute you glanced at him and gave him a charming smile while waving your hand at him with a small glint of pride in your eyes, he actually had a system crashed screen as his whole system rebooted.

It wouldn’t be long till you made your way over to him trying to introduce yourself(•̀ᴗ•́)و

Honestly he couldn’t think straight until you excused yourself to talk to another business owner. He dosent understand, for all the years he’s been dead how is his heart beating so fast for you?

In denial about any feelings towards you, it can’t be! He despises you !, right?

Takes him a bit to work up the courage to talk to you again, as he introduced himself properly with as much passive aggressive charm he could muster. Only to be confused at your sweet yet passive aggressive smile as you shook his hand with such care

How can someone be so competitive yet so sweet?

We’re you trying to woo him on purpose!?(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞

He didn’t understand even though he knew your intent, and the underlying nature in your interaction. He still found it charming, and shocking at you technical level and marking tactics. He isn’t happily impressed, but he is definitely impressed, he would never show that though of course.

It always seemed no matter how much of a short time between releases you always managed to make it better he just didn’t understand how!. How did you have such short time to perfect something that he’s been working at for months!

He soon realizes out shinning you or squashing you business wasn’t gonna work. You guys were too evenly matched, it would be through pure luck that one of you would out shine the other one day and not the next. So he did the best next thing, purposed a business deal (quite reluctantly might I add)

To just merge company’s he knew your rise wouldn’t falter anytime soon.

At first you felt like this was a trick, to steal your soul or take you out while your walls were down. But he quickly explained it’d be easier to just have you work on things and share the profit (surprise, surprise)

Now you can decide weather you accept or not!

But after that meeting he would call you over for many more strictly for business meetings! Definitely not just desperate to spend time with you or anything

Even when you proposed to just, email, or text, he still declined saying he found it easier to say what he needed out loud. Definitely…. (≖ᴗ≖✿)

Sooner or later you’d catch on, or some people on the news would gossip of your “secret affairs”

You would soon confront him about this, and let me tell you this man is decent at standing under pressure in some if not most situations expect this one.

I feel like he wouldn’t admit it till MANY months later cause he’s just that stubborn

He just hates it, he hates your stupid smile, the way you make his stomach do back flips, the small glint of happiness and pride when your product is loved and bought by the millions. He hates the smile you keep even if at a rivalry with him. He hates everything about you, he hates it, he hates it so much he ends up realizing he loves it.

Yea he is one complicated man….

But once he finally admits it, and you end up giving it a shot. This guy would try to act like he wasn’t about to shut down, like his inner fans and vents weren’t about to self implode, he’d act cool and collected about it but behind closed doors he’s quite literally smiling like a dope

NOW if this were released to the public, the mess that would ensue is scandals upon scandals.

I mean! Imagine the head lines! “Two of hells most biggest company rivals now together?!”

News is fast to spreed lemme tell you that

I feel like he would rather have the relationship private but if it got out…let’s just say he wouldn’t stop it either per say (¬‿¬)

Overall! I feel like even if it was a one sided rivalry I feel like it would quickly turn to both of you butting heads. Cause to out shine the king of tech himself is quite the challenge, and you being able to do that says a lot!, he’ll be holding a grudge even into a relationship and still would get competitive here to there he would definitely still study your work to see how you improve so fast!. Still in the end of the day he’ll still dote on you behind close doors!

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WOWZA THAT WAS ALOT OH MY GOSH

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i figured we could do with some chubby ilya for his birthday today. it's what he deserves.

Anon I wrote this on the clock today, I hope you're happy lmao

Ilya tries to fuck Shane. He really does. He uses his weight to throw him around, pin him facedown on the mattress, but he’s slow, grunting with the effort of moving, already breathing post-workout hard even though all he’s done all day is eat and get his dick sucked. 

It’s Ilya’s 42nd birthday and Shane had been servicing his every whim from the moment he woke up until about fifteen minutes ago, when Ilya had finally conceded defeat after eating a little over half of his own birthday cake. He’d insisted that he could still fuck Shane even after all that, and Shane had been very happy to let him try. 

It’s hot like this, with Ilya unable to get a good thrust in without whining in pleasure-pain, burping not-quite-muffled into his fist. The soft weight of his belly is resting on the small of Shane’s back. 

When Ilya all but collapses on him, Shane’s breath shoots from his lungs. He’s so fucking heavy. So big. Ilya’s breath is hot and strained between Shane’s shoulder blades. Shane reaches back and grabs a fistful of his hair, scratches at his scalp. “Do you want to lie down?”

A little whiny, thrusting shallowly, Ilya insists, “Mm, no, I can—fuck you—I can.”

“I know. But you don’t have to. I can make you feel good. Lie down, okay?”

“Fuck. Fine.”

Ilya flops onto the bed beside him. He’s pouting when Shane turns to look at his face. Shane hides his laugh in Ilya’s shoulder and then pushes himself up to straddle his wide hips. The leverage is off, his legs spread too wide. “God, Ilya. You’re so big,” Shane says. “Getting hard to do this.”

But the view is gorgeous. Ilya’s belly arches over him, cradled between Shane’s thighs, his massive breasts spread to the side to rest against thick, strong biceps. Shane reaches behind himself to position Ilya’s cock and slide down over it nice and slow. He doesn’t want to jostle Ilya around too much, in his state. The stretch of it filling him up is heaven. It’s at times like this that Shane can almost understand what makes Ilya do this, to eat and eat until he can hardly move, incapacitated, nearly unable to perform. He’s so full. 

Shane moans, feverish. He would never tell Ilya this, but he looks a little pathetic underneath him, brow creased in the discomfort caused by his own voracious appetite, one hand clutching his full belly while the other grabs uselessly at Shane’s thigh, unable to move him. He knocks Ilya’s hand out of the way so he can replace it with his own. Shane wants to press in, to shake it, to feel it jiggle where it’s pressed against his cock, but he doesn’t. He’s gentle with him, soothing the ache. Ilya is so full, Shane can feel the exact shape of his tight, round stomach even under all that fat. 

Mouth open and panting, Ilya’s eyes are hooked on Shane’s face, wide and rapturous. His own face is red all over. From the exertion or from embarrassment, Shane isn’t sure. Just in case, he whispers, “It’s so hot that you’re too full to fuck me.” 

Ilya moans raggedly. “And when I am too fat to fuck you, what then?”

“Oh, god, unh.” Shane’s breath shudders out of him, he leaks precome all over Ilya’s belly and Shane thrusts against it as he rocks back on Ilya’s cock, helpless to do anything else. 

“Don’t worry. I will find a way, always,” Ilya gasps. “I know you need this.”

“Yeah, fuck, Ilya. I need it, I need—“

Ilya moans and then belches, low and rumbling, from deep in his gut. “Fuck.”

Shane curls over him, needing to get closer, to kiss him, wet and filthy. The pressure on Ilya’s stomach makes him burp again, right against Shane’s mouth. Shane moans into it. The tiny movements of his hips, it shouldn’t be enough to get him off so quickly, but he’s getting close. Closer when he catches sight of something in the corner of his eye and looks over to it—the baby pink, shiny cake box on the nightstand. 

When Shane looks back down, Ilya’s eyes are blown and glassy with pleasure, barely ringed by blue. He growls, “You want to feed me more, Shane?”

Shane is shaking. “I didn’t say that.”

“You didn’t have to." Ilya pants, crazed, pawing at Shane’s hips and his back and his ass. “Mmm, you would feed me that whole fucking cake if you could. When I am already so stuffed. And you call me a sadist.”

“I don’t—I’m not—“

“Ah, but you do. Is okay. I want it, too.”

“You—oh my god, fuck.”

Slapping his own gut, sending ripples across the whole surface of it, Ilya says, “Do it. I am ready for more.” 

Shane can hardly keep his eyes open, can hardly think. “Jes—Jesus—“ He grabs Ilya’s belly, harder than he means to. “You sure you can fit anything else in here, Rozanov?”

Also more bowser x luigi yaoi? (I forgor their ship name help)

Oh thank you haha and idk how 😭😭 I'm glad though

21. collapse, 1k words

She’s pinned an old map to a scrap of wood, and marked with a bit of charcoal the jagged edges of the rift Deskari left upon the city.

As if mapping it makes it any easier to grasp the enormity of the damage. And maybe for her it does; maybe seeing it in miniature allows her to plan, to think of a solution, or at least, to understand the problem. Truth be told, Nereo does not want to understand it. He doesn’t even want to get near it. He shudders as the chasm grows on paper, a facsimile of the wound. It makes his chest hurt.

There’s a chasm in the center of Kenabres. Seelah’s mapped it with care.

“How far across?” she asks, and Lann winds a length of rope around his shoulder, calculating.

“According to that last shot, about 23 meters.”

I'm always taking asks for anything 😄

Spoilers for Maive + RT in general for my mutuals who have not finished the game.

favorite thing about her: barista character!!! I ❤️ coffee and people who give me / my characters coffee

real talk, I find her wonderful because she's so ordinary, both in terms of our world and 40k Imperium. She's not a Battle Sister or Psyker or anything special or powerful. Her tragedy is a footnote in the Rogue Trader's adventures, and then she's relegated to servitude or suffering through life on a Chaos-corrupted planet or she is just dead. But she persists! She dances! She does her job well! She stands on both feet and learns about the great big universe suddenly unfolding around her! Admirable Maive I love her!

least favorite thing about her: her ~daemon wedding~ end slide is... so goofy. I don't think it's wrong to kill off a sympathetic or fan fave character. If you had to like, choose between Maive and another NPC during a Warp event gone wrong, that would be awful but fun too. Or if she transformed shortly after joining the ship.

But it feels so schlocky to be like 'oohh actually she was chaos corrupted the whole time!' cmon cmon. it's been years, right? decades? Heinrix never thought to check the Lord Captain's new servant's super-demonic-Thassera-stone necklace? Idira never noticed any hint of Chaos coloring the recaf girl's aura? there were no clues? idk it feels cheap to me

favorite line: I like that she calls you Celestial Lady 😊 not exactly lines per se but I also love going around in her body, and getting to see how the people of Thassera act with her versus the RT

brOTP/OTP: combining these again to push my Yrliet/Maive propaganda on everyone

both fish out of water aboard this ship, disdained by the majority of the crew/retinue & isolated save for the Lord Captain (they need companionship)

Yrliet, despite her general dislike of mon-keigh, values being seen and understood; Maive wants to know more about the greater universe so would be eager to listen and learn

basically the whole retinue already acts like Maive is stupid so she would have a high tolerance for Yrliet rolling her eyes and pushing her away

Maive is also one of the few people who would not hold Yrliet being an aeldari against her, because she's a commoner with limited understanding of xenos and probably assumes Yrliet is just a mutated human (she is okay with this because Thassera is full of freaky mutations)

Yrliet is one of the few people who would not judge Maive for being a dirty commoner because ALL mon-keigh are dumb dirty commoners

Yrliet's touch-averse and honestly, I think a reasonable case could be made for Maive to be the same after what she went through/where she comes from. I have a vision of them sharing song + dance instead. cross-cultural exchange! nonphysical intimacy!

canonically both spend time staring out the big voidship windows stargazing = easy girls' night activity

nOTP: whatever poor schmuck she's marrying in those end slides! run boy save yourself!

random headcanon: ^ the above Yrliet Maive 🙂‍↕️

unpopular opinion: I don't know if she has popular opinions for me to go against 😅

song i associate with her: Over Cold Shoulders by Eliza Rickman + Fly Around My Pretty Little Miss by Built to Spill

favorite picture of her: so there's only one piece of fanart of Maive which is really cute + her official portrait hahaha so those are my faves!