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think about chubby shane having to lift his stomach up a little so he can see ilya suck his dick better
I would reply but this mental image made my brain explode thank you anon
Had a little dialogue in my notes that I expanded thanks to some inspo from this post by @rosemary-and-rue so please enjoy :)
This dialogue is also meant for a larger plot I’ve been thinking about that I hope develops into a full fic soon
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“God, you are so handsy this morning,” Shane mumbled, covering his full mouth as if any semblance of manners mattered with his husband.
“Yes, I have hot husband and I have hands. Perfect match,” Ilya said into Shane’s neck followed by kiss. His hands drifted underneath the hem of the old Boston shirt Shane was wearing, slowly exploring the soft expanse of his husband’s waist.
Shane leaned back into Ilya’s chest while he cut into his stack of pancakes with the side of his fork for another bite. “Can I at least finish my breakfast before you defile me?”
“You like to be defiled, but that is not what I want,” Ilya replied as he let his hands press more firmly into Shane’s stomach, massaging away the impending ache that finishing off their generous breakfast spread would cause.
“Could’ve fooled me,” Shane cut back lacking any heat behind it, too relaxed by Ilya’s touch to truly fight back.
Ilya brought one hand out to refill Shane’s ramekin of maple syrup, ensuring his husband would have enough to dip the rest of his pancakes. “I just like to see you eat well, Малыш. You know this.”
“Yeah, I know,” Shane whispered shyly, still overcome by Ilya’s directness whenever they actually discuss it. “I’m getting full though.”
Ilya hummed in agreement, gently tapping Shane’s stomach with his hand still resting below his shirt. “Mhm, I can tell, but you can finish, yes?”
Shane let out a short whine. “There is still a lot left.”
“But not too much,” Ilya said firmly, pressing more firmly as if he were proving there was more space for Shane to fill. “Be good for me.”
Those four words seemed to unlock a new wave of hunger in Shane, allowing him to clear his plate with ease as Ilya happily watched and encouraged.
As he pushed the plate away, Shane leaned back on the barstool once again to fit himself against Ilya’s chest. He waited patiently for his well earned praise, knowing Ilya would give it freely.
However, Shane was confused when Ilya brought a gentle hand up to his face and placed something on his cheek.
“What was that?” Shane asked, huffing an annoyed sigh when Ilya blocked his hand from touching it.
“Just a little prize for you. You were very good for me, Малыш,” Ilya replied lightly, placing a kiss beside the sticker resting among Shane’s freckles.
Shane’s face warmed with such a deep blush that his skin nearly matched the little red ‘Good Job!’ sticker on his cheek. He pulled Ilya’s arms back around his waist and let his head fall back onto Ilya’s shoulder.
As he relaxed into his husband’s arms, Shane ignored the tight fullness of his stomach and asked, “How can I win more prizes?”
The fat Ilya birthday post is fucking incredible. Now fixated on Ilya officially weighing twice as much as Shane (for now).
hehe thank youuuu. and YEAH. EXACTLY. for now.....

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Shane wearing Ilya’s jersey has always driven him wild but now that a post retirement Shane can just *barely* squeeze into it without ripping the seems (and is just a few pounds away from not being able to pour into it at all) it hits him on a whole other level
Ilya tosses him the jersey and is like “put this on” and Shane is like Haha ok. thinking he can’t really think it’s going to fit. that’s kind of hot but he can’t even get it on. He’s sucked in his belly in preparation but the jersey is stuck half around one armpit and half over one bent arm, cutting into his doughy bicep, and he really didn’t think he was that much bigger— weight milestones are fewer and further between now that he’s no longer savoring the first 100— hasn’t weighed himself since maybe the last time his parents made a concerned comment, but he can’t even get it on. He glances at Ilya in blank shock— the red face comes a moment later— and Ilya is in the corner looking like he’s been wandering in the desert for ten years and just found an oasis. “Fuck, Hollander,” he says. They’re 30 minutes late to their reservation for dinner.
I am aware that this is mostly just posture but walk with me and imagine it’s not posture, and that this is early twenties Shane post a hook-up with Ilya that for some reason (a reason that is beyond him, as is why he let it happen) involved room service and Ilya watching him intently while he ate more than his fair share, pushing his leftovers on him on under the guise of “not being very hungry but not wanting to waste it”, sometimes feeding Shane a bite or two in a way that was more erotic than it should have been. He gets dressed after their hookup and his shirt is clinging to his stomach, not sized for effectively hiding a round overfull belly like that because Shane doesn’t usually make a habit of eating this much.
Ilya thought the whole thing was extraordinarily hot, the way Shane looked at him with slightly hooded eyes and opened his mouth to accept a bite off of his fork. He’s already planning how he can make it happen again. Ilya is also looking at Shane in that t-shirt and realizing he could really go for round two. He wants to rip Shane’s clothes right back off but he’s also enjoying how Shane looks with the shirt ON, the way it’s stretching over his tummy like that. It’s a predicament.
ilya day-long birthday stuffing. he's so full in the end that he can't even fuck shane properly and he's just in fucking bliss as shane rides him and rubs his poor, stuffed belly.
i figured we could do with some chubby ilya for his birthday today. it's what he deserves.
Anon I wrote this on the clock today, I hope you're happy lmao
Ilya tries to fuck Shane. He really does. He uses his weight to throw him around, pin him facedown on the mattress, but he’s slow, grunting with the effort of moving, already breathing post-workout hard even though all he’s done all day is eat and get his dick sucked.
It’s Ilya’s 42nd birthday and Shane had been servicing his every whim from the moment he woke up until about fifteen minutes ago, when Ilya had finally conceded defeat after eating a little over half of his own birthday cake. He’d insisted that he could still fuck Shane even after all that, and Shane had been very happy to let him try.
It’s hot like this, with Ilya unable to get a good thrust in without whining in pleasure-pain, burping not-quite-muffled into his fist. The soft weight of his belly is resting on the small of Shane’s back.
When Ilya all but collapses on him, Shane’s breath shoots from his lungs. He’s so fucking heavy. So big. Ilya’s breath is hot and strained between Shane’s shoulder blades. Shane reaches back and grabs a fistful of his hair, scratches at his scalp. “Do you want to lie down?”
A little whiny, thrusting shallowly, Ilya insists, “Mm, no, I can—fuck you—I can.”
“I know. But you don’t have to. I can make you feel good. Lie down, okay?”
“Fuck. Fine.”
Ilya flops onto the bed beside him. He’s pouting when Shane turns to look at his face. Shane hides his laugh in Ilya’s shoulder and then pushes himself up to straddle his wide hips. The leverage is off, his legs spread too wide. “God, Ilya. You’re so big,” Shane says. “Getting hard to do this.”
But the view is gorgeous. Ilya’s belly arches over him, cradled between Shane’s thighs, his massive breasts spread to the side to rest against thick, strong biceps. Shane reaches behind himself to position Ilya’s cock and slide down over it nice and slow. He doesn’t want to jostle Ilya around too much, in his state. The stretch of it filling him up is heaven. It’s at times like this that Shane can almost understand what makes Ilya do this, to eat and eat until he can hardly move, incapacitated, nearly unable to perform. He’s so full.
Shane moans, feverish. He would never tell Ilya this, but he looks a little pathetic underneath him, brow creased in the discomfort caused by his own voracious appetite, one hand clutching his full belly while the other grabs uselessly at Shane’s thigh, unable to move him. He knocks Ilya’s hand out of the way so he can replace it with his own. Shane wants to press in, to shake it, to feel it jiggle where it’s pressed against his cock, but he doesn’t. He’s gentle with him, soothing the ache. Ilya is so full, Shane can feel the exact shape of his tight, round stomach even under all that fat.
Mouth open and panting, Ilya’s eyes are hooked on Shane’s face, wide and rapturous. His own face is red all over. From the exertion or from embarrassment, Shane isn’t sure. Just in case, he whispers, “It’s so hot that you’re too full to fuck me.”
Ilya moans raggedly. “And when I am too fat to fuck you, what then?”
“Oh, god, unh.” Shane’s breath shudders out of him, he leaks precome all over Ilya’s belly and Shane thrusts against it as he rocks back on Ilya’s cock, helpless to do anything else.
“Don’t worry. I will find a way, always,” Ilya gasps. “I know you need this.”
“Yeah, fuck, Ilya. I need it, I need—“
Ilya moans and then belches, low and rumbling, from deep in his gut. “Fuck.”
Shane curls over him, needing to get closer, to kiss him, wet and filthy. The pressure on Ilya’s stomach makes him burp again, right against Shane’s mouth. Shane moans into it. The tiny movements of his hips, it shouldn’t be enough to get him off so quickly, but he’s getting close. Closer when he catches sight of something in the corner of his eye and looks over to it—the baby pink, shiny cake box on the nightstand.
When Shane looks back down, Ilya’s eyes are blown and glassy with pleasure, barely ringed by blue. He growls, “You want to feed me more, Shane?”
Shane is shaking. “I didn’t say that.”
“You didn’t have to." Ilya pants, crazed, pawing at Shane’s hips and his back and his ass. “Mmm, you would feed me that whole fucking cake if you could. When I am already so stuffed. And you call me a sadist.”
“I don’t—I’m not—“
“Ah, but you do. Is okay. I want it, too.”
“You—oh my god, fuck.”
Slapping his own gut, sending ripples across the whole surface of it, Ilya says, “Do it. I am ready for more.”
Shane can hardly keep his eyes open, can hardly think. “Jes—Jesus—“ He grabs Ilya’s belly, harder than he means to. “You sure you can fit anything else in here, Rozanov?”
Ilya grabs his jaw in one big hand, squishes his cheeks together, and says, “It is my birthday Shane. I said, feed me more.”
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Thinking about the teasing pet name reblog and how Ilya would definitely use his inanimate objects in Russian pet name strategy on Shane. He's calling him his marshmallow, his pillow, his teddy bear, his cloud, his dumpling, his donut, his pudding.
Shane gets so blushy and shy, but he also loves it. He still definitely fights back whenever he translates what Ilya calls him, even though he and Ilya both know the truth. And if anyone asks what Ilya called him, they never get the truth. Shane just mumbles about how he called him darling or sweetheart, keeping the real words to himself.
Shane’s blushing so hard glaring at Ilya like “stop fucking calling me your little cream puff Rozanov okay?? I’m a grown man 😠😠” but Shane does looks like a little cream puff the way he’s all cozy in whatever comfy chair he’s sitting in their living room wrapped up in a cream-colored sweatshirt and Ilya’s standing there laughing so hard bc now Shane looks like an angry cream puff and he can’t deal with it it’s too funny and adorable.
He calls Shane that again when they go out to dinner with Hayden and Jackie and he’s wearing a really nice cream-colored satin button down (that he does vaguely look like someone squeezed him into with a piping bag) and Shane is seething and Ilya is grinning and Hayden doesn’t understand what the fuss is about if the nickname just means “cutie” as Shane decided to tell him.

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Its good that i have a blog now cuz I used to write all this bullshit down physically in a diary and my mom found mine and read it when i was 15 and i got in so much trouble cuz i drew goku with a boner so foreboding frightening it cleaved his jorts clean in half down the crotch seam and she threw it in a dumpster but then i crawled inside and retrieved it in the dark of night to preserve the archives of my mind but I lost it the very next day cuz i dropped it into the wave pool at Wild Wild n Wet (waterpark). Nowadays relying on digital spaces we have no guarantee of our eras information being preserved for futture generations tho and as the lights go out The silence will be suffocating and we will all be boner goku at the bottom of the wave pool at Wild Wild and Wet lowkey so u might as well start an nsfw twitter with ur government name and credit card info in bio tbh
the amount of breathing room you gave my post in the speech bubble is fucking with me interior design feng shui style
post-swim lunch at the cottage 🌲☀️ just know that offscreen Ilya is getting more food ready and making other devious plans. thank you @thinkingplump for sending over the idea for this one :))
shane wears a vibrating toy to a nice restaurant, ilya has the remote control :)
*nodding sagely* so true. This could go in multiple directions. Like there's the option where Ilya is turning it up at inopportune times like when their server is trying to take their order for public teasing/humiliation vibes or the option where there is no specific on purpose humiliation in front of the server and Ilya is just using the toy to make it an extra fun sexy experience while Shane eats his weight in expensive apps and entrees and desserts :)
I think I like the latter option best. It's still definitely a little humiliating, very much playing into Shilya exhibitionism, because Shane is very hard at this restaurant and he's so turned on but he's trying to keep quiet and not squirm so much that people look at him weird. Unfortunately (Or very fortunately) for him, Ilya keeps turning it up (I'm imagining vibrating plug) just for fun and smirking at him when he fumbles or accidentally drops the food off his fork when he goes to bring it to his mouth. He wants to cum or for Ilya to touch him so bad but obviously he cannot do that in the restaurant and Shane isn't cumming at all until he's finished his food regardless. But it's so hard to concentrate on eating efficiently when the plug is vibrating and it feels so good and he's getting full which also feels so good, and Ilya is whispering praise to him which definitely isn't helping things and he's so overwhelmed omfg.
There's so much here. Ilya starting with the plug turned up higher and turning it down the more Shane eats so he knows he needs to be quick about it if he wants some relief from the vibrations, or the opposite where Ilya turns it up a little the more Shane eats to intensify the sensations of fullness and the pleasure of eating the delicious food. Ilya sliding into the booth next to Shane and surreptitiously rubbing his belly or trying to slide a finger between his waistband and his stomach and whispering teasing praise in his ear, all while adjusting the settings on that plug. Ilya suggesting they get dessert and Shane trying to say he's maybe too full for dessert but Ilya turns the plug up again and Shane just hunches over a little, whimpers quietly, hand on his belly that definitely didn't appreciate him bending forward like that, and Ilya reminds him he's not the one in charge of the ordering decisions, etc. etc. Shane's so full and so wet and so close by the time they leave that restaurant that Ilya just takes him out and blows him in the car and he cums in like seconds. And then they go home and Ilya fucks him :) a lovely evening.
Leave me alone. No.

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today i lost my mind and started drawing this at 8:30 AM
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