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I think we need to talk more about Shane in the 24 hours following a Cup win. Like that is peak uninhibited Shane Hollander. He’s kissing babies. He’s chugging champagne by the bottle. He’s attempting to climb every surface. He’s attempting the worm? He’s going to the club bathroom, sending Ilya a hole pic and a 1200 word text describing all the ways he deserves to be fucked. Then he’s going back out and attempting the worm again
as a collective whole, we do not talk about sub feeder x dom feedee enough
He's trying to be loyal to me, not Boston.

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i do gently mourn the Shane Jacob Tierney originally imagined. The one he told Hudson “should look like he eats pasta”
something something ilya being obsessed with shane’s tummy continued:
ilya is absolutely infatuated with shane’s stomach. shane is an avid moisturizer thanks to yuna, so he’s soft all over, but the skin on his stomach is especially smooth. ilya is obsessed with rubbing and kissing it during sex obviously, but it’s more than that.
anytime they’re cuddling, ilya’s hand is up shane’s shirt. he’s scrolling on his phone, rubbing a hand firmly up and down shane’s stummy. sometimes he’ll shove his head under shane’s shirt so he can lay on his stomach. shane gets nervous and takes the shirt off when ilya’s been under there for too long because he doesn’t want him to suffocate.
when shane’s making dinner, ilya is constantly yelling at him to take off his shirt. if shane refuses, he comes over and does it himself, planting a kiss on his belly.
he loves his hard abs in the morning, but also how his stomach distends a little after dinner. he loves that he can hear shane breathe and his organs work to digest when he lays his ear on his tummy.
he especially loves watching shane workout shirtless in their basement gym, hot and sweaty and panting. watching his breath go in and out behind his bellybutton makes him feel mushy inside in a way he can’t put into words. he watches as it goes from in and out and in and out to a more slow in out as shane cools down.
years after they retire, naturally shane gains some weight and doesn’t keep up with his grooming as much as he did when he was constantly naked in the locker room and doing photoshoots all the time. and ilya dieeeesss. he loves the little trail of hair up from his groin and the softer give to his stomach. the skin is still just as soft and still makes a good pillow.
shane wakes up for the 1000th time with his shirt pushed way up around his neck, ilya’s hand protectively splayed over his bellybutton.
This got crazy long so there will be a read more, this is for our chubby Shane Hollander CEO @slutforglut
I said I would write Ilya taking Shane to a Brazilian steakhouse on an edible so:
Thinking about bratty fat Shane, he would absolutely send Ilya taunting pictures to fuck with him. It almost works too well, a top down photo of Shane’s gut hanging out results in Ilya getting a speeding ticket, not that the Russian seemed to care as he practically tackled Shane when he got home. Shane would put on a tight shirt he forgot doesn’t fit anymore in the morning while he got dressed, but instead of just taking it off he wears it while he eats his breakfast, and then takes some photos for Ilya. It’s a large blue button-up that hadn’t fit for a year now, originally it was only a little tight but now it can barely handle Shane’s full stomach, his pudge is pushing out in between the buttons down the front, and it’s ridden up on the sides, unable to contain his love handles. He takes the photo sitting on the edge of the bed, leaning back on one hand and letting the other rest on his bloated stomach, accentuating how big he was now. Ilya called him two minutes after Shane sent that photo cursing at him for sending something so tempting when they couldn’t see each other for another week. He purposely waits until Ilya is on a call he cannot break away from to sit on his lap facing Ilya, Shane’s fat filling the space between them. Shane takes Ilya’s hand to rest on his stomach while he takes a bite of a donut, Ilya can’t resist squeezing the soft pudge while he tries to not let his voice betray how turned on Shane was making him right now. Shane finishes the donut, and he moves on to kissing Ilya’s neck, turning it up a notch. Shane was already full from constant snacking all day and when he leaned forward to kiss Ilya the pressure on his gut made him let out a little whimper, he was getting supposed to be teasing Ilya but he was turning himself on just as much at the same time. Ilya finally relents, telling the person on the other end of the phone that he would call them back another time, throwing the phone across the couch when he hung up. With both hands available Ilya takes as much fat as he can grab and chides Shane for being so naughty, so impatient, maybe he needs a punishment? His little brat just begging for attention, well Ilya was going to give him all the attention he wanted now. Shane smirks at Ilya and claims that it was Ilya’s fault if he broke focus, Shane was just enjoying a donut while his boyfriend took a phone call, anything else that happened is on Ilya. Ilya growls and kisses Shane aggressively before picking him up (with a bit of effort now) and taking him to the kitchen to set Shane down on the counter, where Ilya gives Shane the choice of finishing the donuts while he gets fucked or his dick sucked. The punishment would be that he couldn’t cum until he finished the rest of the donuts, which made Shane whine in response. He loved being filled by Ilya in more ways than one, but he couldn't forget how hot it was when Ilya sucked him off and he couldn’t even see Ilya’s head because of the gut he’d grown. Shane ends up begging Ilya to let him have both, and Ilya gives in, he would do anything for his greedy kitten.

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They win their first Stanley Cup as teammates and as a married couple. The Centaurs go to a club to celebrate where they occupy the VIP section, complete with its own bar. They get their first round of drinks and half of the team move to sit on the comfy couches, away from the bar where the other half are doing shots. Shane and Ilya sit with their team and the conversation flows swiftly from analysing the cup winning goal by Troy, to arguing whether the opposing goaltender played bad because he was going through a breakup and then on to vacation plans. Shane leans into Ilya, content to be wrapped in his husband's arm and just listening to others talk. But shortly after, some of the guys at the bar come and steal Shane away. Ilya cannot see what they are doing but he doesn't bother finding out.
A few minutes later, the same guys come and drag Ilya to the bar, only for him to find Shane on the counter, lying on his back. Ilya quickly catches his eye, silently asking him if he's OK with whatever is happening and is relieved to find him smiling, giving Ilya a small nod in reassurance. Ilya then turns towards the team members gathered on the other side of the counter and shouts, " You dumb fuckers better have a good reason to have my husband up on the bar like this."
Wyatt answers," We don't want to die on the night we won the cup, so of course we have a good reason." He takes a shot from the bar tender and turns towards Shane. " OK, Hollzy. Suck your stomach in as low as you can." Shane pulls his tshirt up a little and sucks in a deep breath, pulling in his belly button, to make a hollow space as much as he can with his abs in the way. Wyatt pours the shot in, careful not to spill and announces proudly," Special shot for the Stanley Cup Champion!" All the guys start chanting " Cap! Cap! Cap!" and there is nothing else for Ilya to do except to bend forward, gather all the liquid in his mouth, his tongue tickling Shane's belly button in the process and tip his head back, swallowing it whole. Everyone gathered at the bar scream in delight, chanting Ilya's name. Ilya licks his lips and admits, " OK, that was genius. Now I feel bad for calling you stupid." Wyatt looks thrilled for a second before scrunching his face in confusion, " Wait, when did you call me stupid?" Ilya waves it away, "Doesn't matter. You are genius now." Shane doesn't get up but instead grabs the still upset Wyatt and tells him to get another shot. He then turns towards Ilya and says with a twinkle in his eye that Ilya knows so well but appears rarely in public, " Don't swallow it this time." Ilya grins at what Shane is implying and before he could respond, Wyatt has returned with another shot and is now filling Shane's belly once more.
Ilya steps forward to slurp all the liquid into his mouth again and with some difficulty manages not to swallow it. Shane lifts himself up on his elbows and Ilya wraps an arm around his neck, grabbing his chin and tilting his head back. Shane opens his lips when Ilya presses his mouth against them, pushing the vodka into his husband's mouth. Shane swallows to the sound of their team members going nuts, screaming their names at the top of their lungs. Someone calls out, " Holy shit, that's hot as fuck."
The couple laugh at their reaction and Ilya manages to find a wet wipe and cleans the remaining vodka off of his stomach before helping him down from the counter. They are promptly herded towards the dance floor and too tired to do anything more, they find themselves moving slowly in rhythm to the music, arms wrapped around each other. Midway through the first song, Shane leans in and whispers in Ilya's ear, "That was fun." Ilya grins and whispers back, " Maybe I can find more stuff to eat and drink off your belly button." Shane chuckles at that and Ilya pulls him in closer and sways to the music, heart full and content, that has nothing to do with winning the cup and everything to do with the man he married.
Ilya hand-feeding Shane wedding cake in his tux after all their guests have left send post
“Can you believe now we get to do this forever?” Ilya asks him, looking at him all dreamy in the lantern light. His arm slips around Shane's waist, hand sliding round his hip, his side, no doubt feeling for the bit of belly hidden surreptitiously under his cummerbund. Shane reaches back and undoes the snap, sliding it off so that Ilya’s fingers have free rein. He can believe it— they’ve earned this — but the idea of it still sends an exquisite shiver up his spine. Them, forever. This, forever. Comfort, and understanding, teamwork, love, and whatever’s been happening to his waistline these past few months, which, he figures, is a combination of all of it. Forever. All the evening’s champagne is hot in his face, in his lips; Shane could stay there for eternity when his husband presses him up against the stone pillar backing the cake table, high and at-home on the smell of his cologne, slipping his tongue between Ilya’s teeth.
“I’m hungry,” he says, nose to nose with him, watches his lips curl up at the corners. They’re both well aware of how much Shane had eaten from the dinner buffet, his two and a half plates.
“Just wait until we get home.”
“It’s my wedding night, I’m hungry now.” While they’re still here, next to the leftover cake, the creamy white frosting still perfectly stiff despite the evening’s warmth, lacy chocolate designs stuck to the sides that would crackle on his tongue. Sugar is still a rare treat, and tonight is his wedding night. Blame the champagne, he thinks. Fuck it.
Ilya draws away, looking at him with that glint in his eye. Shane stares back. He’s been thinking about this all night, ever since Ilya fed him that first celebrated bite of cake and everybody clapped.
With a thoughtful hand, Ilya takes a piece of cake from the table beside them, breaks it to bite-size, and brings it to Shane’s mouth. It goes in smooth, soft and sweet, melting a little on his tongue as he chews, swallows— he’d had one of the best orgasms of his life after their cake tasting months ago, full to the point of being almost sick on this cake and a whole lot of strawberry and chocolate and lemon buttercream, which is neither here nor there— melts a little himself when Ilya’s free hand caresses his stomach through his starched shirt. And then Ilya’s other hand is back with more cake. He moans around the mouthful, wanting it in Ilya’s hand and Ilya’s hand at his mouth more than the taste itself, but the taste still fucking good.
“Wait until we’re home,” Ilya says again. Shane swallows, licks sweetness off his bottom lip.
This, forever. ||One Year Later||
“Mm, fuck,” Shane says under his breath as he gets out of the car. Even with his belt in his jacket pocket, he’s so full that it’s hard to breathe.
Ilya stretches, grins. “You sound miserable,” he says, “You should go lay down.”
“It’s your fault,” Shane tells him, taking in as much warm night air as he can muster before they get inside. Ilya’s fault for the tuna carpaccio, the seared scallops, the encouraging him with the crostini and so charitably sacrificing bites from his own plate for Shane’s cause. Ilya’s fault for the fact that Shane has been wearing looser shirts in public as of late, as if they might hide the extra fifty-four pounds sticking to his stomach, thickening his arms, his thighs, the underside of his chin, everywhere.
Shit, he thinks as he lowers himself carefully onto the couch to wait for Ilya to finish whatever the fuck he’s doing in the other room, gazing food-drunk at the round cushion of his gut sitting over the waistband of his pants, trying to fight its way out of the buttons of his shirt. I’m fat.
Two years ago, the thought would have come with panic. Now, it puts a bit of tension in his briefs. He puts a hand on his stomach, testing the softness, the taughtness, the fullness and the give. It jiggles when he squeezes and lets go. And his pecs. Tits. What the hell. Shane Hollander’s gotten fat, and it’s all Rozanov’s fault.
“Happy Anniversary,” Ilya says from the doorway. Shane looks up from ogling his own weight and makes eye contact with the top tier of their wedding cake set on a china plate.
“Oh, fuck no,” he says.
He’d forgotten about the cake, waiting malevolently for him in layers upon layers of plastic in a humble corner of the deep freezer, and he isn’t ready to remember. If he eats any more, he’s going to… — Ilya settles onto the couch beside him, rests the plate on the arm of the couch and his hand on Shane’s stomach. The soothing gentle pressure makes Shane squirm.
“Wow,” Ilya says, giving a slow rub, “We've come so far.” He undoes Shane's shirt buttons and slides his hand in, resting it there with the meat of his thumb cradled by Shane’s widening navel, palm and fingers comfortable on his plush lower belly, while he reaches across Shane and forks off a piece of their wedding cake.
“I’m full,” Shane protests, but opens his mouth, dutifully, gratefully, thrilled. “Mmh,” he says, muffled, “fuck.”
The cake is still cold, but defrosted well; no freezer burn, just vanilla bean and the memory of their wedding night. It's surprisingly agreeable going down, more for the challenge than for his body actually having the room. He's always thrived on competition.
“Still good?” Ilya asks, intently watching him chew. Ilya’s eyes on his throat make Shane feel like some penned, fattened calf, and he doesn’t have a problem with that.
“Really good,” he manages.
“You think you can handle it?”
He nods, more aware than usual of his own softening chin, the meatier feeling of his neck reclining here. Yeah, he can handle it. “… Give it to me,” he says.
He handles it all.
more hollanov food sex games - they’d definitely play around with dubcon/cnc meets force feeding i think, #myilya would loooove to handcuff #myshane’s wrists behind his back and sit him at the dinner table with a meal large enough to feed a family of four and shane is like nooooo ilya please i don’t wanna, and ilya is like sorry baby it’s not up to you open wide now, there’s a good boy
guess who took an actual day of real life PTO tomorrow to go reheat their rivalry with friends in the middle of the workweek this guyyy
but i believe this qualifies as doing research for my much more beloved job at chubby shane hollander inc. so like, i think my priorities are perfectly in order to be honest?
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day 153 of noticing: shane moaning "yeah" when ilya starts kissing his neck
While I am a firm supporter of chubby Shane Hollander, I do also love the thought of chubby Ilya because yeah, of course, it makes sense.
Post retirement Ilya loving the fact that he can relax and eat whatever he wants, skip workouts with no consequences, and doesn't have to maintain his speed and agility anymore. He develops a dad bod real quick, even before the eventual adoption of their two children goes through.
Shane may love it more than Ilya. While Ilya has softened up and rounded out, Shane has gotten lean and toned. He's taken up long-distance running and stayed on the ice as a special assistant to both Ottawa's MHL and PWHL teams. He doesn't feel the need to stay in shape specifically for his public image, but it certainly helps Shane accept the invites he still receives for brand deals and appearances.
Because of their differing retirement choices, Ilya looks even bigger next to his husband. Shane eats up the size difference, almost obsessed with the way Ilya's much heavier weight feels on top of him now. He likes how Ilya's clothes almost look oversized on him, and he finds himself happily staring when Ilya wears an older shirt that clings to his softer middle.
And if Shane purposefully orders more food than he knows he can finish whenever they go out to eat so he can hand it off to his husband, that's between him and the hockey gods who gave him the joy of chubby, content Ilya Rozanov.