#(brotp)

“Alright, let's workshop your outfit for the date. I'm ready for some nieces and nephews.”

“Come on, you're basically family at this point.”

“Ever wonder where we would be if we never met?”

“Hell, you know me better than my family at this point.”

“I'm so glad we're friends.”

“No offense, but you look awful. What happened?”

“Okay, don't tell anyone, but…”

“Promise that we'll never grow apart.”

“Tell me everything, I'm so ready.”

“Think we're best friends in every universe?”

“Time for some tough love. And please understand I am coming from a place of care: You are a giant idiot.”

“Why am I even friends with you?”

“You're my best friend. Of course I have to laugh at you before we look for solutions.”

“You're such a bad liar. This is why I always made the excuses when the teacher caught us skipping.”

‘Robin knew Steve was into guys before he did and had to bite her tongue from outing him to himself’

No

They both realized as they were sitting at a bar they’ve never been to before and saw the same guy from across the room and simultaneously thought

‘Steve’s/I’m so into that guy’

Robin: Really? And you say I have bad taste. That guy is literally wearing cowboy boots

Steve: You went out with a girl wearing cowboy boots last week

Robin: She was a highly accomplished rodeo star so that is completely different from this guy.

Steve: For all you know he could also be a highly accomplished rodeo star

Robin: Plus, he has a Freddy Mercury mustache

Steve: I know, right?

Robin: You disgust me…so are you going to ask him out or not?

Steve: I don’t know. How can we know that he’s even into guys?

Robin: I’ve been meaning to say something, but I think this might be a gay bar.

Steve: So all those guys who’ve been complimenting my hair all night have actually been flirting with me?

Robin: Fraid so

Steve: King Steve’s still got it

Robin: I am begging you, for the sake of my sanity and our friendship, to never call yourself ‘King Steve’ again.

Steve: Fine, fine. So, you think I should go over and ask out Cowboy Freddy Mercury?

Robin: The one who’s definitely not a highly accomplished rodeo star and has probably never set foot on a farm his whole life? Yes, go ask him out and let me have five minutes of peace and quiet.

Steve: Alright, I’ll be right back. And also, how weird is it that I’m apparently into guys?

Robin: So weird. But it also makes sense. There was always this weird vibe between you and some of your high school cronies.