#(again sort of)

"What do you two do?"

"I'm one of the Empire's top Necromancers. That means raising the dead to make an army that'll one day conquer the world! *cackles*" - Person A

"I wear red stuff, kick losers in the stomach, and yell about who I serve." - Person B

"How did you come to join your organization? Through a friend? Family? An ad?"

"I was playing in the woods when I was seven or whatever, and it just sort of happened." - Person A

"Saw a bunch of guys wearing red during a war, and I followed them back to Shadowfall." - Person B

"On a scale of 1 to 10, are you satisfied with your work environment?"

"8, but I get to work in the Fortress, a University lab, or in my own home. [B] wanders." - Person A

"Do you feel that you and your colleagues make a good team?"

"Feels more like a competition, really. 4." - Person B

"Either kill your teammates for a promotion, or you try to kill 'the boss.' Didn't your dad try to kill the boss twice?" - Person B

"He's not my dad, but yeah." - Person A

"Is the amount of work reasonable?"

"My work is my passion! 10!" - Person A

"Idk what I'm supposed to be doing sometimes. 4?" - Person B

"How would you rate your organization's approach to diversity and inclusion?"

"I'd say 80% of us are Undead and the rest are alive-" -Person A

"Not that kind of diversity."

"Oh!" -Both

"It's mostly equal gender-wise? Me, Zio, the Empress of course-" - Person A

"Primarily human though. You'd think you'd see more Werewolves, Horcs, Drow, but I can't tell one skeleton from another. "- Person B

"LGBTQ+?"

"No." - Both

"Stop! Stop that! I was listening in! This is a ridiculous and stupid waste of time survey, but the Shadowscythe is Evil. Just not that kind of evil! We are Equal! Opportunity! Evil!" - Noxus

"Do you know anyone?" - Person A

"Wait. I'll find one." -Noxus

"Don't go anywhere [sound of furniture being knocked over]. I'm going to find one!" -Noxus

"So, final answer is 4. Somewhat diverse." - Person B

"8! We just... don't talk about it... Couldn't tell you why. [the driest laugh possible] " - Person A

"Do you get paid fairly for your work?"

"I get to live in the Fortress, and I use our monthly budget to pay for clothes, dolls, and candy." -Person A

"[Laughs]." - Person B

"Would you recommend your workplace to a friend?"

"All of my friends are already here!" -Person A

"No." - Person B

"How is workplace safety?"

"10." -Both

"That's a surprise."

"The facilities and rules are thorough. It's your own fault if you put yourself in real danger. [shrugs]" - Person A

"If you're out there razing villages, slaying Paladins, there's only so much the boss can do." -B

"Thank you for your time! Mr. B, I'll see you at the Nation interview."

"Hey [Person A]. Did your dad find one yet?" - Person B

"Maybe he should be looking in here." - Person A

"Huh!? What are you trying to say!?" - Person B

[Sounds of glass shattering, wood breaking]

"I'll excuse myself then."