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Binghe would of course be chugging vinegar at first but imagine him walking in on them together doing smthn relatively innocent, like leaning on one another and talking all soft and affectionate, but filtered thru Horny Teen Brain it's positively SCANDALOUS! And Binghe has the horrifying realisation of oh no, he's hot! They're both hot and together it's just TOO MUCH!!

1) Jiang Cheng came to be under the impression that Lan Sizhui is Wei Wuxian's son by birth/blood,

2) did the math, realised Lan Sizhui must have been conceived during or shortly before the Sunshot Campaign,

3) and IMMEDIATELY flew to the Cloud Recesses to scream, "WHO WERE YOU FUCKING BACK THEN?? WHO WERE YOU FUCKING!?"

Oh boy okay so

A few years ago somebody drew this zootopia fancomic comic called "I Will Survive" about Judy the rabbit finding out that what's-his-name the fox got her Preggerant. Pregnatë, if you will. And he's super excited but she lists all the reasons she wants an abortion, ranging from very real life "I'm not ready" to furry only problems like "your species is twice my size what if carrying ur kid(s) to term kills me."

And Fox Guy (Nate? Nick??) Is super pissed bc he thinks abortion is wrong or w/e and Judy is like "my body my choice" and they have this big fight and eventually he leaves her, saying "I will survive" in response to her asking where he's gonna go/what's he gonna do.

And this shit went viral not just bc of the bizarre choice of medium for exploring the arguments for and against abortion (which seemed to lean anti-choice in the end) but also bc the art was INCREDIBLE and the dramatic expressions made for great reaction pics. Like I cannot emphasise enough how detailed and professional this shit looked. All that effort for THIS.

It became this big meme (someone did an edit where they’re having a very passionate argument about Arby's) and it became known as the pro life zootopia comic. Except THEN, the artist made a statement saying they never meant for it to come off as Fox McFuckhead being right, and made a SEQUEL to rectify the situation.

The sequel shows us that even tho Mr Nicky Fox Bastard was the one to break up with Judy, he's rly broken up about it and wants to convince her to get back together. But when he arrives at her apartment it turns out Judy went thru w/ getting an abortion, has no regrets about it, and has moved on. In fact, she's got a FOX GIRLFRIEND NOW and is living her best bi life. Love that for her. I can't remember how Home of Phobic Nate Dipshit was about it but he was not happy about being "replaced". Judy kicks him out for being an asshole to her chad vixen gf and he remains a miserable loner, THE END.