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What a year this week has been.

It’s Monday.

It sure as hell is.

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

This is my unethical polycule. The nonmonogamy is consensual and negotiated we're just evil in other ways.

some guy at the store asked who was on my shirt (it was hello kitty) and i said what it was and he without a beat says “i see, a lot of latinas like her, she is latina”

unconsentually exposing the public to impact play kink by getting into a fistfight in the 7/11 parking lot

love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.

Scrolled came back read it again and cried laughing

Thank you for giving me another chance

Sorry man I didn't know

put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time