Taco Eating Ninja

-Singing LWYMMD

-“if a man talks SHIT then I owe him NOTHING”

-Singing TIWWCHNT

-“I hit you like BANG”

-“I swear I don’t love the drama, IT LOVES ME”

-“and all the PIECES FALL”

-“GO GO GO”

-Singing getaway car in general

-“BODY AND SOUL”

-“is this the END of all the ENDINGS”

-“my broken BONES are MENDING”

-“up on the roof with a school girl CRUSH”

-“drinking beer outta plastic CUPPPSSSS”

-“Say you fancy me not fancy STUFF”

-“I’m a mess but I’m the mess that you wanted”

-“All the LIARS are calling ME ONE”

-“I beg you on my knees to STAY”

-Singing IDSB (specifically, RADADADADADADAD DA DA)

-“I BURY HATCHETS BUT I KEEP MAPS ON WHERE I PUT EM”

-“I got SOME big ENEMIES”

-Singing delicate

-“I️’m perfectly fine, i live on my own, i made up my mind I’m better off being alone”

-Singing call it what you want

-Singing gorgeous

-Singing dress

“You did a number on me, but honestly baby who’s counting?”

-“Lipstick on your face”

-“I️’m yours to keep and I’m yours to lose”

-“We were jetset Bonnie and Clyde”

-“I was your poison ivy but now I️m your daisy”

-“Drinking on the beach with you all over me”

-“In the middle of the night in my dreams”

“And all at once you are the one I have been waiting for”

-“Deep blue but you painted me golden”

-“Picture of your face in an invisible locket”

-“So baby can we dance through an avalanche”

-“And here’s to my baby”

That’s not the right IRS rule.

$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.

The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is gifted rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99–more than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and there’s no taxation or reporting requirement.

If we’re choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits, give these people $13,999.99. 

(thats my teacher modeling it) and he liked it so much so i used the leftover yarn to make a mini version for his chameleon

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He comes from a very poor family. His father was an alcoholic who beat him and his mother (he once poured hot tea over her and put her in hospital several times), his brother is a drug addict, he literally built an empire out of nothing.

He credits his mother as his biggest inspiration and often has her cooking in his shows.

When he left his first restaurant he pulled a successful Jerry Maguire - the entire kitchen staff went with him. That tells you what he’s like to work with.

He was one of the first to give a restaurant to a female chef.

He went to prison (Gordon Behind Bars) and taught inmates to bake and they opened a bakery (Bad Boys Bakery) that is still running. He hired one of them when he got out.

He did documentaries about the cruelty of shark hunting and cocaine. (when he discovered cocaine was used by his staff he didn’t fire anyone but made sure they are offered treatment)

His kids are a treasure.

He is always ALWAYS kind to servers.

When one of his partners (Marcus Wareing) wanted to leave they got into a fight and settled it in court, they no longer speak to each other but this is what Marcus said about him after the fight: 

I feel bad that the first association to him for a lot of people is this shouty TV chef when he’s truly a wonderful person. 

Oh and then there’s this:

look at this shit

In the wild capybaras live in large groups so naturally a female capybara will take care of not only her own offspring, but all of the other offspring in the group. So capybaras are super great mothers who will adopt pretty much anything and take care of it.

Lots of places that rescue different animals will give a group of baby animals to a capybara to raise if they have one.

Like puppies

Ducks

Deer

Emus