Name is Seth, but you can call me *xX420memelordXx*

Bold of you to assume I ever changed it

life, but everytime you cry it gets faster

@awesomejaydee99

Her jade colored eyes betray her true nature. For at the edge of the wood, she will beckon the healthy men of the village. Her white skin, shining and cloaking her in the facade of innocence, drawing them in further. E’re long, the body is found and hardly intact. Mangled and torn, shredded by both teeth or talons. No one knows what it is, but that thing at the edge if the wood gave a little girl her name. And through her scared tears said, “Jolene.”

insecbt time

The dean of students took the wheels from my heelys I feel like Lucifer stripped of his wings

I have to walk down the hallways like a common wench and I’m LIVID

become the old forest god with light in its seven pupilless eyes and shadows of long-gone animals playing around its flower-crowned coat that you always wished to be abducted by as a child

Me when my friends get online

I’m reblogging this here as well as to my cat blog because I bring myself to tears laughing at this every time I think about it

aw dude the little egg pieces in fried rice reblog if you agree

oh, worm??? OH, WORM??? oH, WorM?? OH, WORM?? oh, worm??? oh worm??? OH WORM?? o̷̢͓̲̩͇̜͈̬̞̼͇̅̑̏̈́͑̓̈͝͠ḧ̷̡̘̮̖͇̺̥́̎̓̓̉ͅ,̷̨̗̦͆́̓͋͆͑ ̶͙̀̈́̉̿͑̂̐̈́͗̚w̶̨̤͎̬̤̜̺̗̞̤͚̦̘̙͕͐̄͆̾̾͑̃͋̃̾͒͘̚͝ò̴̼̱̀̈́̊̈́͌̎̓̕r̵̹̓̊͗̇͋̌m̷̩̗͕̤̼̟͊̈́̇̐̇̽̊͝ͅ

criminalise golf

@taco-lord

Listen, if you give me only verbal instructions, understand that I will not understand a word you said no matter how good they were if it’s more than one or two steps

please give the instructions on a piece of paper so i can forget that i have it in 5 minutes