hello, bees!

he died

happy aromantic spectrum awareness week!

I dont think the joker chemicals really did all that when he fell in. I think he just wanted an excuse to be like that

#every white boy

Are you sure that’s not a shrew? I can’t see it well but moles are... their bodies are very stupid flappy tubes and I don’t think they can squat like that. Shrews have similar upturned, condescending snoots (and some species are venomous!)

Did... Did you just say... Did i just read with my own two eyes that (some) shrews. SHREWS. are fucking venomous??? Ship, what??? I... This unsettles me on several levels.

Yep! Short-tailed shrews have grooved teeth that deliver a paralytic venom when they chew on prey. They are predators that mostly eat bugs and sometimes mice, so their venom is not dangerous to humans beyond “yeeowch!”

if being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now

Here’s the thing. I’m not pissing on my hands. At no point do I get piss on my hands, so why would I wash them? Is dick skin really that dirty that it’ll cause disease if I shake someones hand?

Your penis marinates in your underwear all day with sweat, dead skin cells, poor ventilation, and fecal matter. It’s a fertile breeding ground for tons of bacteria, especially if you wear tight or snug underwear or have large fat folds in your pubic area. If you’re touching your penis, you’re more than likely getting this stuff onto your hands and spreading it onto everything you touch if you don’t wash with soap and water.

my god how does this same conversation keep playing out exactly like this over and over??????? my soul withers with every unique post i see where men affrontedly demand to know why you think their penis isn’t practically naturally antibacterial.

Dude I’m the OP, how do you think I feel waking up every morning to like 4 anons saying bRO mY DiCk Is Cl3aN bRo It$ ClEaN EEEUUGGHH. The yearning for the sweet release of death has never been greater.

nasty

Bruh

Yooooooo…

Levels

I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too 😂😂😂

black mirror season 4

Savage

Oh wow

#In which a man is in command of his destiny #And does not know it

YOOOOOOOO

this is arcane knowledge that the human mind cant comprehend

honestly what the fuck does this mean

“Don’t stress yourselves out about it, but don’t ignore the situation”

I declare this Wholesome Knowledge