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i wonder what’s gonna fuck me up next

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straightboyfriend

me to a cat: can u heal my broken heart

cat: mrow

me: thank u

luna-godess

i’m not your baby girl

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a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?

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70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselves

voxmyriad

where is the lie

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I don’t want to be at the mercy of my emotions. I want to use them, to enjoy them, and to dominate them.

Oscar Wilde (via purplebuddhaquotes)

lazyyogi

The true hero is one who conquers his own anger and hatred.

The Dalai Lama (via lazyyogi)

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viciere

my law teacher built a ten foot fence because he hated his neighbour, but the city made him take it down because theres a five foot limit on fences, so he poured five feet of concrete on the ground and then built a five foot fence on top of that and the city tried suing him because it was ten feet but they lost because the actual fence was only five

viciere

WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID THIS GET NOTES

solace-y

because your law teacher defeated the law

justablueumbrella

A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that caused them to jump was fixable.

Every single one.

THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT

opidiod

READ THIS

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REBLOG THIS AND NEVER EVER FORGET IT

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alecstasy

why do i relate to these clouds

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THIS IS TOO MUCH WHOLESOME IN A TINY BODY

twinkly-asstrology

The signs as iggy azalea rap lyrics

Aries: ‘spit pa panzerpapa’

Taurus: ‘bomabino ban bomba co’

Gemini: ‘shvip bip forgluk schmen’

Cancer: ‘About three things i was absolutley positive:

First, Edward was a vampire.

Second, there was a part of him- and i didn’t know how dominant that part might be- that thirsted for my blood.

And third; i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.’

Leo: ‘shlapah lippa boppity bop’

Virgo: ‘winauwwinauwanuin winana’

Libra: ‘twista ta blopa mana asa’

Scorpio: ‘swingmahjoin bushbojay’

Sagittarius: ‘housocoll gatzuzezum housocol’

Capricorn: ‘wunowaytwain goshizamasa’

Aquarius: ‘mozobekfasher fasher pashtbasher nalonka donk’

Pisces: ‘schlip schlop babatoop’

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bumble-bee-pd

whenever anyone mentions that they were talking abt me I get this weird but kind of comforting feeling that I exist to a person outside of our own relationship,, like?? u talked abt me??? u thought of me when I wasn’t there????? i exist to u when I’m not around????!!!!!!?

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some of u have the longest bios honestly like…

john-ryan. he/him. 25. sapiosexual. cancer/leo cusp. year of the horse. estj. chaotic neutral. lannister. slytherin. philosophy major. 3.9 GPA. anti-feminism. pro-equality. anti-stupidity. anti-religion. anarcho-socialist. neo-nazi. gamer. realist. poet. writer. actor. singer. bassist. dog person. type 2 diabetic. mixed race (irish & italian). alpha male. beatles fan

nosy anons let's go

0: Height

1: Age

2: Shoe size

3: Do you smoke?

4: Do you drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite movie

16: I’ll love you if...

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What my last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who I wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything

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