#lmfaooooo

Wait hold on I just read the ask about what if hgh Alastor was the one to recognize Vox first and how he teases him a bit before revealing the truth and that's just freaking hilarious to me. Like Alastor suddenly stopping the fight and saying something that was clearly flirty, and Vox has a record scratch moment trying to comprehend what is happening and reevaluating all past interactions. Was this guy sizing him up through fights all this time not as an enemy but as a potential romantic partner? Did he pass? Fuck! How does one reject the most powerful sinner's advances?? And wait, double fuck, how can does he explain it to HIS Al if a rumor of this interaction reaches him before Vox can? Would Aleister try to kill Alastor? How powerful is his husband right now?? And meanwhile Alastor is looking at Vox have a conniption due to a thousand possibilities going a mile a minute in his mind and trying not to laugh and give himself away immediately hdkzgJsvsh

boots on the couch, touching EVERY DAMN THING like a toddler, biting, throwing stuff around, standing up on the swing.....Valko is not home trained at all LMFAOOOO WHATS THE DAWG DOING