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reminder that legally blonde (2001) and the birdcage (1996) will be back in theaters may 24th and june 27th, respectively. these movies are not what this blog considers proper vintage but I do consider them lots of fun, and it would be nice in particular for the birdcage to get a good turnout in a time where anti-gay sentiment is on the rise (at least in the US, where I am based).

also remember to check your local theater’s listings. some theaters may show it on different days or do extended showings; my dates are just (the first) ones listed on the Fathom website. check your local theater for specifics

real yearners miss shit that never even happened

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

shoutout to ancestral puebloan cliff dwellings

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

buff middle aged women in white tank tops

AND NO BRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!