I just saw the coolest movie and I have an idea for the coolest movie ever. it's called:
The whole movie, a small select group of Muppets are searching for the one human being who is always present in all Muppet films, in an attempt to explain why they have found themselves on a movie studio set that appears to be abandoned, but, due to Muppet logic, the cameras are following and filming them anyway.
Ms. Piggy hypothesizes that the only way this could be possible has to be that there is a real human being somewhere in the building who is clearly a named and important character. All the Muppets need to do is find them.
With no other options so far presented, the group of Muppets start searching for the presumed human.
As they progressively search more and more of the closed off building, Kermit starts getting sick and experiencing strange physical symptoms.
The group of Muppets is forced to split up, as Ms. Piggy uses this as an opportunity to chicken out and stay behind and take a nap. She needs her beauty sleep, obviously. Also Kermit might need a smooch. Who knows.
Papers are found by the other group of Muppets who are still looking for the human referencing a man who is a famous singer, actor, showtune crooner, and unobtainable bachelor.
Slowly, over the course of the other group of Muppets looking through the office building and revealing more and more plot related clues about who the human in the story is, Kermit the frog viscerally and graphically transforms into a flesh and bone human person.
All of the documents they had found were about him.
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