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which part of the political compass would this even be

i used to think tumblr ruined my sense of humor but actually it improved since i no longer laugh at racist and sexist shit and instead laugh at ‘egg’

from now on the system is gonna skip from 68 notes straight to 70 just to be safe

how to determine the gender of my nipples

oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

That house in the back is the ugliest fucking hulking monster of an estate I’ve ever seen. I hope it burns to the god damn ground

honestly the only reason im not an old man is that i happen to have been born somewhat recently. other than that 

This is something out of anime.