The NASCAR Race of the Year Sponsored by Bugles, a nacho cheese corn snack
Up at the starting line is Candy Randy! He’s sponsored by M&Ms and Poppy’s Medicinal Cocaine.
Next to him is Cattle Grabbin Kurt! This cowboy is ridin’ for Marlboro cigarettes and every crude oil company in existence.
Donnie Boatshoes seems like a formidable opponent, with the Dr. Scholl’s name behind him, he may have a chance at this! Oh, and he’s also sponsored by Khuntz brand prophylactics and Yankee Candles for men.
Joe-Bob Hambone Handsome didn’t perform well last week, but now under contract with the Nokia Ngage, he feels way more confident amount his tech and funds!
Let’s hear a big round of applause for VHS Pete’s final race! Finally, the last racer driving for fax machines and ham radio is going to retire! Ol Pete almost caused a five car collision because he was looking at a paper map of the racetrack while driving. Silly, Pete! Get with the times!
*crowd starts oinking disapprovingly*
And last but not least, finally off of NASCAR probation sponsored by Bugles, the nacho cheese corn snack, it’s Devil Dan! Dang old Dan was suspended for lining the race track with Chiquita brand banana peels and filling other competitors cars with Sprite instead of fuel.
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