Bittersweet in a scripted way

I know a lot of people have been wanting to send boxes of ridiculous things to the militants occupying Malheur Wildlife Refuge, like glitter and dildos and little girl’s toys. Please don’t. Remember that this is a WILDLIFE REFUGE, one of the last relatively pristine areas in Oregon. Teddy Roosevelt protected it as a refuge over a hundred years ago in 1908 because it’s such a crucial habitat for migrating birds.

You know how glitter gets everywhere? Well, it doesn’t have to stay inside. In fact, it probably is already being tracked out into the yard outside the buildings, and washing into the pond that the guest center overlooks. And if it’s carried on the wind, it will end up further out into the wetlands of the refuge. There it can be eaten by small animals that can’t digest it; and yes, they CAN die from impacted digestive systems when they eat so much of this plastic that it clogs them up.

As to the dildos and other items? Nothing says these guys aren’t going to dump them into the pond out of spite. Plus it’s a massive waste of nonbiodegradable plastic.

nic cage: im going to steal the declaration of independence

why can’t we just get a group of friends and live happily ever after in an apartment and share the profits

- the nuclear family unit is the easiest to exploit under capitalism, because parents have to work externally to provide for their children. They work to pay for child care for their children while they work. They work to earn money to feed their kids and to give them nice things to make up for all the time they spend away, at work.

- a huge amount of labour is necessary every day to keep a family fed, their house clean, etc. some families are wealthy enough to outsource this by hiring staff, most are not.

- capitalism is a pointless middleman in this. we should just live cooperatively.

- share houses and intentional communities are awesome

- people of different life stages function well together because they have complimentary needs and abilities

- kids are less of a stress and burden in a home with lots of different adults to provide support and love, as well as sharing household tasks.

DID NORWAY JUST COME DOWNSTAIRS LIKE:

N:*Opens fridge* HELVETE

but

i still like Edgelord Murderhorse

which is probably like the number one detail that most people would find objectionable about the whole thing?

but seriously, @catbwoi has unambiguously committed genius here.

EDGELORD.

MURDERHORSE.