a solitary pork cutlet

"I don't like this rock, it's pissing me off."

"This one's a keeper."

"I have a 25% off coupon per can of soup."

"You want some wasps?"

"I have 7,212 wasps."

"I'm going to fuck you."

"I can't find my Doritos spicy sweet chili tortilla chips."

"I sure wish I had working eyesight."

"I must make my way out there into the world."

"You want some shrimp?"

"My mother is dead, the mafia got her."

"I don't think I'm running the company well."

"I'm afraid this is the owner of the Kmart Corporation."

"I will douse you in gasoline and ignite it into a fiery sacrificial display of immolation from my own satisfaction, you stupid idiotically vermin."

"-insert character name- shanked me in the leg at Panera Bread."

"You haven't seen the bean spiders, have you?"

"I got some green stuff on my finger again, I'm a little sad about it."

"Rigatoni pasta, yum yum."

"I'm analyzing your likelihood of organ failure."

"I accidentally atomized an Applebee's."

"You're ruining the vibe."

"I've discredited the invention of the stepladder."