"Loco, maniac, sick bitch, psychopath..."

such a profound sense of delight when I realize that a piece of media is matching my freak to the very letter. there are creators out there who are my exact kind of sicko and we are reaching out to each other as if across the cosmos.

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

is there some sort of service to hire where people just talk to you very gently and kindly every night about how you didnt do anything unforgivable that day

Currently unclear if today is Wednesday, or if it’s another Wednesday mimic ❓

so it turns out that time actually does go by faster as you get older. just like how adults told me it would when i was younger. pisses me off

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

i’m so glad i’ve never gotten over anything in my life it makes listening to music so fun

THIS IS MY CIRCUS YOU ARE MY MONKEYS. DO YOU UNDERSTAND.

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?