ABRAXAS

of all of the bizarre things I’ve seen while working in skilled nursing the one that’s going to stick with me until I die is bug god

nothing can possibly prepare you for the moment you show up to give a man his apple juice and he says “Do you think bugs come from the same god as us? They’re older than our god. They have their own.”

and we will be healed. and we are going to make it

as much as i understand being a hater you have to offset that shit with genuine, sincere enjoyment & wonder sometimes lest YOU become the one who is corny. and sad. imo.

where’s your fucking whimsy, jackass? your compassion? is it only irony and judgement 24/7 for you? booooo

This episode aired in the ‘90′s. This joke has aged like fine wine. Depressing, depressing wine.

It’s even funnier because O'Neil participated in Black Ops, THE Interfering in other people’s affairs and then pretending you didn’t.

Context: This was Snoops reaction to Katie Ledecky winning the 1500 by over 10 seconds

Item: giant mechanical snail commissioned by the local ruler to parade around town and leave a trail of slime