Not Today

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

god, your worst warrior needs money

Moved to tears by the size of the lass

*slaps back of pidge* this good bird can fit so much cooing in it

Put sound on the cooing is delightful and the SPAP sound of thumping this giant bird is incredible.