𝖎𝖛. 𝖘𝖜𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖕𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖘.

Two best friends in a room, they might kiss....yes we will.

Daisy: Any day any where i can show you the place i got you can finally meet my little shiba she loves company

Syd: at least you're in the right place now! la is totally awesome, some people hate it but i love the lifestyle here! you'll love it i promise!

Men ain’t shit, so look out.

Your legs aren't that bad though, you don’t look like you’ve skipped leg day. NO don’t remind me of that damn tattoo I hate it, the power you hold though, I gotta admire you for that shit. Yes maybe you spend a fortune on fresh Jordons or a fresh pair of kicks but by the end I’m sure they look like something you’d find in a donation bin, that’s for sure.

I guess not everyone is going to like you, which I get but it still sucks being constantly ridiculed online, but I had a lot of support, made me get over it but we’re human, right? I guess so, I hope so and they’re just...not that mean. I’d bail you out, but then you get free cigarettes and probably a lot of coochie. Ha, yes please I feel like criminals are my type, sadly.

I don’t know if that is a tit or ass joke, but I’m flattered? weirdly? I can do that, no problem, I’m literally the queen when it comes to ways of drinking, once I did a beer keg upside down, like in those really shitty frat boy movies, so a shoey, no problem as long as it hasn’t been near your gross ass feet. I’m picking the shoes, Timmy would have fucking VSL ones or some shit like that, where as yours were in the bargain bin at savers or something, bet. 

Okay so I’ve been shit at getting on Instagram again but what’s this I hear about an Instagram live from you, and is this about the same thing that got you down the other day? Because I mean it, give me the addresses of the people who upset you, I just wanna talk. 

You know what, I was upset and sad, people on twitter can be real nasty and bullies, it got back to me and made me a little upset, but then I gotta remember I need to not care what nasty people on social media think of me - one of the reasons I don’t do it. I love you, don’t go to prison.

I remember once I fucked this guy and then the next day he was at my job and left me a note on my car window...you didn’t hook up with a guy and give him the wrong idea did you? run girl.

I have no idea if that's romantic or creepy, do you have anyone in your life who could send that, like a friend you've recently become quite....ya know, bang bang with? Nice to meet you Jessica, I'm Sydney.

Nick: I aged like fine wine? Never heard that before, but I'm assuming it's a hella nice compliment because aged wine is always the best.

Nick: It was a pretty decent pickup line, but nobody does a pickup line quite like I can.

Nick: You fix up cars? And you also do MMA? Damn, you keep surprising me in so many different ways I never thought you would've. I'm sorry to hear it's been draining you, though. Working on TV shows is extremely hard and draining most of the time.

Syd: You mean you've never heard that saying or the compliment? But I stand by what I said king.

Syd: OHHHH damn, Nick prove it then.

Are we about to kiss?