Timothée Chalamet

ugh. she looks hot underneath. i’m trusting you on this body shots thing, it was just that, right? science sucks. wait no. dont repeat that. oh, yeah 100%. let’s ust ask flo and shawn i’m sure they will love the idea.

Just perfectly innocent body shots. I’m calling you out on Twitter for saying that. They’re both possessive af and will refuse, let’s be honest.

Jordan: What do you think got you to the top of my 'I'm single now' list? It was that suit.

….you were hot on top of my hot girlfriend. you have no say here. not even on how weekend works. do you think we are ready for our first orgy? 

And underneath. I’m sure science does, though. I was born ready. Are you?

i did not. i was too busy looking hot. OH NO. it’s still the weekend somewhere in globe. i’m calling shawn. 

Oh yeah, and I wasn’t, huh?? That’s not how the weekend works, Z... But sure. I’m sure he’ll be down for it.

Jordan: It was the sparkles that really did me in, I'm all for the sparkly aesthetic. The leather is v good, but team sparkles over here.

sorry about that. way to defend your boyfriend, timmy. 

You know it’s true. Are we forgetting his outfit at the last Met Gala? Like, what do you think inspired my Oscars look? He did it way better. 

so it was drink a shot on someone’s SO weekend and no one told me? ugh. where is shawn?

You didn’t get the memo? Awkward.... Well there’s always next time, huh? 

Jordan: That blazer with nothing underneath look? ICONIC. I could never. You can never grab my ass again unless it's in that outfit or one like it.

flo: i'm classier than you! i don't think z was happy about you talking about doing body shots with me. ha!

Hunter: IMPOSSIBLLLLLLLLLEEEEeeEEEe. I hope you heard that to the tune of that one song.

Hunter: I disappointed you?? That's it. Send me to jail for actually decent exposure. ~ I will go for you, tim tam.

Hunter: Hahaha. I woke up butt ass naked, face down in my bf's chest hair and then cried because the sound of the air was too loud. ~ Long live the day of suffering, my friend. ~ Did you at least have fun at the party? Didn't run into any trouble or drama?

timmy: c'est impossible

timmy: only a little!!! but you still looked a m a z i n g. omg plzzzz. free the nips, babyyyy

Hunter: Baaabbyyyyyy. Hi, I love so much.

Hunter: No you. :( Can't believe you're the one that got your tits out this time. Iconic as usual.

Hunter: Were you a lot smarter than me and therefore not nursing a hangover today? ~

timmy: I love moREEEEE

timmy: I know, I was low key disappointed yours weren't out too but better one of us than neither right??

I guess we were the only two that got the memo that it was shirt open or no shirt at all type of event! It was a ride, that was for sure, but I loved it. What about you? Those after parties are always wild though…

Seems like Simu Liu caught up with us at the after party by going shirtless - love that for him, he rocks it way better than me. I had an amazing time! I’ve hardly seen so many people in the biz lately because I’ve been working for so long. It was nice to catch up with people, dance a lot, all the good shit.

flo: you're a cheeky bastard. i don't even remember the last time i did body shots? i'm way too classy for that now!

z: okay! you and me, dance off at the after party! i hope your second look is pantless too.