my secret blog

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

my personal knight keeps saying they’re “going to put a bastard in me” when we’re having sex. pfft, as if my noble and virtuous womb would let such a thing happen.

by talos this can’t be happening

i'm speaking from a lack of experience here but the fact that so many people with dicks will just cum in a pussy raw if you don't tell them not to absolutely makes my skin buzz with desire. like the ratio of people that will, without any prior knowledge of your fertility, just apathetically default to cumming inside a stranger and potentially knocking them up unless you specifically insist that they pull out is something i obsess over in the worst and most dangerous way

autistic person in labor freaking out about the sensation of being so full

'why did you block the last person you did? were they a bigot? or a bot?' well no. they posted a lot of ai generated art in a fetish tag i peruse.

the funniest thing is this could literally be about any fetish because ive seen ai art in every. single. fetish tag i peruse.

I respect handmade porn by real perverts more every day

me too. long live the perverts

What i'm learning is that half the transfems on here want to be big cartoon nerd with glasses girl and get bullied by backwards cap ripped up jeans bully girl but like sexually and that's fascinating. Half of this website's sexuality is TV Tropes

Y'know the more I think about it I think I'd actually really like to dominate a girl while doing a cartoon bully impression. I don't think I'd get much out of it but it'd be really funny for me to call someone a twerp or a pipsqueak and see them actually get aroused by it. That's so funny to me. I could challenge them to a fight after school on the baseball field and she would cum her pants. That's making me laugh as I'm typing this post. Sorry to all the lockerbait who genuinely have this fetish but its REALLY funny to me. You girls are awesome

Wait lockerbait is a really good term i'm keeping that

exactly 3 people on here have coined this term before me which makes me think i'm actually ahead of the curve on something this time. Wow. If any of you start using lockerbait i'll know it was cus of me. My draconic influence

i can consider that possibility

You're going to be rendered unrecognizeable when I'm done with you and NOT EVEN in a cute way. Not a single cute particle will remain.

i will defeat you

But anyway. Guy who says they never want to be pregnant secretly poking holes in the condom, maybe even lying about taking birth control, so he can get pregnant without anyone ever knowing how badly he actually wanted it, how desperate he is to be pregnant himself, especially after seeing someone else go through it. Sublime. Complaining the entire time about how his partner did this to him, bitching and moaning about how he never wants to be pregnant again, then whoops. Another "accident." Never admitting how much they like it.

"Use a goddamn condom, you are not knocking me up again!" -> guy who poked holes in the condom so he could get knocked up again.