couldn't want you anymore.

Y’all, I need a change, so if anyone knows of any businesses that are hiring or that have any openings, hmu! I’ve got a good chunk of free time and wouldn’t mind the extra cash, tbh. 

I’ll even throw in a drink at Johnny’s and everything.

Aw bud, the police force won’t know what their missing. If you wanna give the fire academy a try we’re happy to welcome you with open arms and a lot of hazing.

BOOKER: So I’m moving next week, and I got a dog.

Tomorrow’s good! Uhhhh, they’re chill about dogs! I think there’s like, a pet deposit? But I dunno, I’ll have to ask the dude in charge of the complex. That’s hella, though, is Fabian your dog’s name? 

Fabian is my dog’s name, and also we’re excited to move in next week. My question is, should we throw a rager or nah? My vote is yes, and as incentive I can guarantee at least 3 Dom firefighters that will be totally willing to fuck your shit up.

Gross. She’s too much. 

Tbh she’s right on my level so imma just roll with ya dig?

Bitch when isn’t there a lot going on when I’m around? Psh, I’m like a “a lot going on” magnet! But deadass, come on down. This shit is LIT and I got a conveniently empty bar stool right next to me.

You down to get fucked up tomorrow or nah?

It’s so funny how they always tend to get uglier when they’re assholes.

Oh yeah it’s their personality paints their face ya know? To be fair, my father was a fugly ass bitch before I realized he was a dick so he’s just also unlucky.

Whoever said Mondays aren’t for driniking clearly hasn’t done the drinking on a Monday, because Mondays are fuC+KINg GrEAT for drinkgin! I’mma be at Johnny’s ‘til the hot bartender lady yeets my ass, if anyone wan’ts to learn about the beauty of Monday drinking from an exprt!

There’s so much going on here, and tbh I’m down to see what the fuck this might turn into so on my way Miss.

Pits are good, I’m more of a cat person myself, though. More power to ya in that– figure it’s a good day when any kinda thing in need gets a second chance.

I’d get a cat but a few guys at my station are allergic, so I wouldn’t be able to bring them to work which is kinda important. Yeah man 100% agree, I ended up pickin’ him up and uh it’s the best decision I’ve ever made tbh.

It is– But I have blankets, so it’s fine. Yeah, she’s.. uh.. she’s a good fr-friend.

Okay, if you’re sure. If you need a place though like just for a night or something just hit me up man. 

Oh, do you? Who’s that, if you don’t mind me asking? But yes, it’s been a bit more lively than usual as of late which, honestly, I’m quite happy with. Ophelia’s doing really well, I think. Do you know her?

Malia Fahey. Well that’s great for you dude. I know her kinda well actually, she’s a cool chick.

That he is. Nice to meet you, Booker. I’m Amira. Welcome to New Eden. You know what, that’s valid, but the fact is that good genes does a hell of a lot. 

Nice to meet you too Amira, and uh thanks, it’s been a real fuckin’ wild ride so far. Ya know, you’re right, I’m just glad I ended looking up lookin’ like Jules and not like my dad. My dad’s one ugly fucker.

Oh hey, my place is actually up there too! You ever heard of The Dollhouse? I live ‘bout a block down from there. It’s 3 bedrooms but it doesn’t give a cramped vibe if you decorate it right. And before you ask me, no– I have not figured out how to decorate it properly. I kinda let my old roomie handle that. You should come by and check it out! And if y’know, you don’t like it, I can move to your place. I ain’t gonna be home real often, anyway. 

Yeah for sure man that sounds fuckin’ hella. I can come tomorrow? Also how does your place feel about dogs because I may have just adopted a buddy. Oh well that’s chill I’m not gonna be home too much either, but my boss says I can bring Fabian to the station, so no worries there!

Yeah? Who? 

Malia Fahey, she’s been super chill to me since I got here.

No, no. I’m– ..I’m in my old basement apartment again. Hope it wo-works out with Malia. 

Oh okay man, I mean are you sure though? Cause that shit has gotta be cold as fuck this time’a year. Oh yeah dude me too, she’s cool af!

Sure there’s plenty ‘a people who’ll strike your fancy out there. What kinda dog?

I’ve been lookin’ at this pit mix on the shelter’s website and I was gonna go down and visit him tomorrow I think. Hasn’t had the chillest life, but they say he’s a sweetheart who looks way meaner than he is so gonna go see if he like me enough to let me be his human.

Situation changed a bit. Bayview’s pretty good. It’s where all the shitheads, Switches, and drug addicts live. So.. you win some, you lose some.

Oh does that mean ya need a place dude? Cause Malia’s offered, but we also might just yeet to her place and if not that three way split on rent would be way better in the long run and shit so I think a three bedroom would be like a solid investment.

How much is it? I’ll spread word. I know a few people looking for a place. 

Since I took the bigger room when my sis moved out I pay the bigger part of it so like 600 a month for the room, utilities are separate and shit and we’d split that even 50/50. Though hold off on that spreadin’ cause I think I got a solid offer maybe.