( make it hurt )

Especially after the year we had, spring and the notion of renewal it always brings along is very much needed, I think. And oh! That – I’d like that, I think. I just think puns are really nifty.

Not to mention, it’s time to hit the fuckin’ beach, dude. Well-- find a beach, find a beach night party, and then hit it. You’re...yeah, you’re one of a kind, my dude. 

Ainsley: I'm- I'm-

UNSENT: R-really? This- I have to be dreaming? How could you forgive me so easily?

Ainsley: Of course! Affection and attention is certainly something I'm more than willing to provide you with. That I'm honored to provide you with.

Ainsley: I think it will just take me some time. I'm not always the best with... well... people. But you're different, Malia.

Ainsley: Even if it doesn't seem like anything to you, it means the world to me.

Malia: y'know i really, really like you, right?

Malia: it means i'm kinda ride or die. i don't think there's anythin' you can do to get rid of me

Lex: Mm.

Lex: No, not a liar. Just that you're not as careful as you think you are.

MALIA: what's the mm for?

Rachel: That's very good to know ❤

Rachel: Maybe I don't. Maybe you should tell me more about it.

Rachel: Oh.

Rachel: I have to say I wasn't expecting that. That's... scary.

Malia: aw, c'mon, i give you all my secrets and i get nothin'? not fair~

HARPER: Hmm, what do you want?

HARPER: You know, too much fucking around, or something

HARPER: They're reorganizing the precinct and I guess I'm- idk- they're starting over, and they're tryna see where to put me

HARPER: Whether to keep me on or demote me or something

HARPER: Idk it's all really up in the air atm

MALIA: what do you think?

Ainsley: I'm- things are difficult, but I'm at least- I don't want to ruin things anymore than I have, if that makes sense?

Ainsley: You deserve it. And I think- for as much as you might believe you should grovel- that you're not giving yourself nearly enough credit, Malia. Brat behavior or not.

UNSENT: DSAKFjsdal A whole lot? Really? If this is a dream, I hope I don't wake up...

Ainsley: I-

Ainsley: I simply made a logical assumption. I- I don't want you to feel obligated about anything with me.

Ainsley: You're just- you're a very special woman, and I want to prove how- that I can do better. Be better. Especially with how I treat you.

Malia: you didn't ruin anythin'

Malia: we're focusin' on what's goin' on with you right now, miss. we really don't gotta talk 'bout the credit i may or may not give myself.

Malia: i think you treat me just fine-- i don't--

BOBBI: You bet you’re perky little ass we are babe.

BOBBI: Yeah.

[...]

BOBBI: Can you wait longer than 2.5 seconds, I’m coming.

BOBBI: Nah I was just curious bc he told me one thing, and someone else said another but we sorted it out, no worries my guy.

[...]

BOBBI: Hey can you let me know when you’re going to the blacklight district next?

MALIA: are you sure?

HARPER: Smh you're lucky you're cute

HARPER: Idk, things are just getting...

HARPER: I'm-

HARPER: They put me on probation

MALIA: hmmm what do i get for bein' cute?

LEX: Oh. I.. banged into the sunset?

LEX: You're not, but I'll leave it.

MALIA: yeah! i said what i said! banked into the sunset :D

AINSLEY: Of course. It's- I should have told you from the start. I'm just so- so /embarrassed/.

AINSLEY: You mean so much to me, Malia, and I'm sorry I took you for granted like that.

AINSLEY: Far from it. You're stunningly beautiful and such a good submissive. Of all my regrets, throwing away my chance with you is definitely one of the most significant.

MALIA: no, no, it's okay, you're tellin' me now and that's what matters, y'know? you're okay, i promise.

MALIA: it's weird havin' other people apologize to me. usually i'm the one groveling after major brat behavior :/ i mega promise you're okay. and for the record, you mean a lot to me too. like a whole lot.

MALIA: ..

HARPER: Um, I'm always super, super nice to you, babe. Soooo 👀👀

HARPER: Damn, bitch, if that was your way of figuring out if ppl would come to your funeral, I hope you're happy

HARPER: Me? Yeah of course. I'm always okay

[...]

HARPER: Things are just a bit rough at the station, but it'll pass like everything else

MALIA: 🥰🥰

HARPER: Ngl, I kinda prefer those to #911 sos

HARPER: Issaight bae. You're okay though ??

MALIA: maybe if you're super, super nice to me, i'll slie you one. :P

MALIA: but yeah, 'course i am!

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BOBBI: I can’t think of what else it might be and I gotta chill so like yeah.

BOBBI: Yeah man I promise!

[...]

BOBBI: also hypothetically speaking would classify making dinner as a chore or nah?

MALIA: dude, i classify anythin' that ain't fuckin' and gettin' lit as a chore. why do you ask?

[ ... ]

LEX: You're fine, dear. Is he okay? Are you?

MALIA: he's alive n' kickin' 😃 maybe not punchin'

MALIA: okokok enough jokin'-- yeah, he's okay! he had to have surgery and now he's home restin' or gettin' banged into the sunset, pretty sure