Me at graduation

Jesus 😭

this is the presidential equivalent of scrolling through your ex’s facebook because you know you fucked up by letting them get away

I’m actually crying right now holy shit I miss him so much😫

😫😫😫

America didn’t appreciate this man, this is why we now have the orange devil.

what if your baby was an app

thats fucking twisted

I needed this more than I care to admit

This is so disrespectful. It should be illegal.

THAT IS A LIE!!!!

WTF?!

I’m not even from the US and know like three things about US history but I studied genocide at Uni and congrats guys this is genocide denial at its finest

if we date and break up you gotta unlearn all the cool shit i taught you. you gotta go back to being lame

I don’t think I have ever seen a dog show straight up unabashed disgust to anything.

Fresh Dough

Dude I just spat my drink everywhere