35%I’m in a hole I dug

my wound salt that I keep beside my bed

i think every publisher should have to institute a ban on books that fail what i’m calling the “little life” and “what else?” tests

Tumblr I come to you when I have the worst cramps ever

THEYVE NOT GONE AWAY

we’ll see who’s laughing about outdated tumblr prose in 2029 when the average micro-influencer genre novel opens with like “first of;all i am not doing well And i might go away soon”

and at the bar 🍸🍻 on tv 📺 they 👥👯 were talking 🗣️💬 about the casualties 🚨🤕😵 four hundred 4️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ and counting ☝️✌️ and my🧍only question 🙋 was how 🤷 would you 🫵 feel 👀 if one ☝️ was me 🧍

when avril lavigne said And Hell Yeah Im The Mother Fucken Princess that was way real

gen z is trying to cancel the mysterious and horrible obelisk im building at the edge of town