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Bad swimmer puns

Swimmer: don't you think the set is a little selfish?

Me: ?

Swimmer: there's a lot of IM

Swimmer: get it? IM - I am

#we make puns to hide the pain of an im set #swimmers #swim #swimming pool #swimmer #swimming #swimmer probs #swimmer probz #swimmer problems #at swimming #swimming problems #swimming probs #puns #pun #bad pun #bad puns

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Back to school after a meet...

Friends: where'd you get all those cuts and bruises??

Me: war

Me: um, i meant meet warm-up

#actual cuts #like bleeding #look at all those bruises #swim #swimming pool #swimmer #swimmers #swimming #swimmeet #swimmer probz #swimmerprobs #swimmer problems #swimmer probs #at swimming #swimming probs #swimming problems #just swimmer things

Forgetting to count your laps is the swimming equivalent of losing your mom in Costco.

#stressful #adventurous #but really where is she #and when is this 1500 over #swimming #swim #swimmers probs #swimmer probs #at swimming #swimming problems #swimming pool #swimmer probz #just swimming things #just swimmer things #swimmers

You know you're a swimmer when the phrase "did you win your meet" turns you into a big ball of chlorine-smelling anger

Things that make me love swimming

• That feeling when you shave just before a big meet

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Things that aren't weird for swimmers

• Getting your ass grabbed during warm-up

#swimming pool #swimmer #swimmers #swim #speedo #swimming #swimmer probz #swimmer probs #swimmer problems #just swimming things #at swimming #swim feels #submission

Coach: for this drill put your hands in your butt

Coach: under.. I meant under

Shoutout to that one swimmer on the team who hits everyone when swimming fly

Me: running on a treadmill is so useless, you're not even going anywhere

Me: wait

Me: I swim in circles for many hours every day of my life

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When you do badly in a swim meet but so does the rest of your team.

Thank you a thousand times!

#followers #thank you #thanks guys #thanks #thousand #1000 #1000 followers #wow #thankful #thousand followers

That smell

Me: yea so at swimming this morning-

Classmate: you swam this morning???

Me: yup...

Classmate: THAT'S WHY IT SMELLS LIKE CHLORINE!

Early mornings

Person: people who go jogging at 7:30 am are crazy!

Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Swimmer problem

Not understanding how someone thought early morning practices were a good idea.

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Me coming back to swimming after Christmas.

#oh no #so long #ouch #swimmer probs #swimming #swim #swimmer #swimmers #Christmas #vacation #break #swimmer probz #swimmer problems #swimming problems #training #swim training #just swimming things

Meeting someone like

Them: race me to that buoy

Me: I'll beat you any day man

Them: I'm a swimmer too

Me: meh you know what let's not

#should of mentioned that before #how could I know #there's sharks out there anyway #so whatever #swimming #swimming problems #just swimming things #swimmers #swim #meeting #friends #new friends #social encounter #I love swimmers #swimmer probe #swimmer probs #swimmer problems

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