Swiftoffers

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

why are scissors packaged the way they are it’s like they’re taunting us. Oh wow this is such a difficult awful packaging to get through that seems to cause physical damage to your hands as some sort of sick self defense mechanic, if only i had something to help get through it, something sharp perhaps

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

So true

Good juice but home made juice tastes veryyyyy normal :) You guys can try..... See more

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

“Guys stop bullying my wiretap”

#did we all collectively forget why Big Brother was called that

Set your Alexa up on a date with your Ring doorcam, and whilst they’re out, change the damned locks.

Put some camera on this situation :)