Absolutely love fics where Hayden and Marleau put their one braincell to work and figure out together about Hollanov bc invariably Cliff's first thought is that Ilya Seductioner Supreme has waay more game than he knew about if he managed to pull SHANE HOLLANDER meanwhile Hayden is having an existential crisis bc if Shane Final Boss Of Awkwardness is seeing ILYA ROZANOV it means his bestie has hit rock bottom.
Just genuinely hilarious to me that their first thought when presented with The Suavest of all Suaves Rozanov and Once Broke His Ankle Falling From A Window Trying To Escape A Social Interaction That Lasted Too Long Hollander being together (without an ounce of additional context of course) is always some version of "damn Shane could do better"
