Just your average pterodactyl

relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

I wish I could pin this to the top of my page…

​i’m such a fake idgafer everything bothers me tbh

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

*slams you with my fucking PUSSY

CUNT force trauma

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

All it means when people say “you’re speaking from a place of privilege” is that you’re likely to underestimate how bad the problem is by default because you are never personally exposed to that problem. It’s not a moral judgement of how difficult your life is.

^^^^^^ read it. say it out loud. keep repeating it until you understand.

I thought I had accidentally deleted this and just about died man THIS IS MY LEGACY.

STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.

It is so, so fucking vital to your health and safety to be in cahoots with at least one person at all times.

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch

why the FUCK am i still on here