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Mamillius is so sad

"Away with that audacious lady! I charged thee that she should not come about me! I knew she would."

"He dreads his wife!" "Yeah, and so should you, bitch."

Exit pursued by bear

"And the bear tore out his shoulder bone!" (gleefully)

Autolycus coming in, singing a little song, explaining that he is a thief and that he likes robbing people, and proceeding to rob someone.

"I'm going to buy some spices!" (Leaves) "Pfft! Your purse is not hot enough to purchase your spice!" (The second guy robbed the first guy)

Florizel and Perdita are adorable

"Well, why won't you tell your dad about this? "None of your business!" "I think you should tell him." "Absolutely not." (His father is in disguise and having this conversation with him)

A thief returning dressed as a courtier and convincing a shepherd and his son that the king was going to have them executed

Paulina continuing to yell at Leontes sixteen years later

"Is this the daughter of a king?" "She IS when once she is my WIFE!"

(Gleefully) "HE WAS TORN TO PIECES WITH A BEAR!"

"It was a sight to be seen, cannot be spoken of!" (proceeds to speak of it)

Guys HELP I'm so torn. I have three ideas that I really like:

Cyberpunk Robin Hood-inspired heist. They have to steal overpriced medication from a hospital.

Cyberpunk Shakespeare-inspired gang warfare. The reveal at the end is that the players are behind the supernatural occurrences (The witches in Macbeth, Hamlet’s ghost, Leontes’s weird fit of madness, etc)

Sleeping Beauty meets Hunger Games. Players have to travel through a maze in a televised ‘game show’ to wake the sleeping prince, who immediately overthrows the royal family. Segways into the next campaign, where they have to play the fleeing royal children.

I read The Sunbearer Trials and first of all, just want to say: absolutely fucking loved it. Awesome series, definitely reccomend.

Teo talks about having dysphoria about his wings, so he hides them under a binder and his shirt. I'm so confused as to how this would work, though. I can imagine that, hypothetically, you might be able to use a binder to flatten the wings enough to look as though they weren't there, but A SHIRT WOULDN'T COVER THEM???? Teo's wings are HUGE on the cover, there's not a chance in hell they could fit under a shirt.

The five year old looks at me and says in the most adorable voice, "Okay, but if I need to go to the bathroom I'm going to get up, so don't be afraid of me if I get up to go to the bathroom."

I cannot tell you how angry it makes me when people make Lady Macbeth out to be a victim of misogyny and sexism. Like, was the world at that time incredibly sexist? Yes of course. But that's NOT THE POINT. Her character IS NOT A GOOD CHARACTER. She's not misunderstood or secretly good or any of that. She is also not being abused by her husband. The Macbeths actually have a very loving relationship if you read the play. They love each other. Both of them fuelled the other's ambitions. Lady M saw herself as doing what she needed to do for them BOTH to have power.

The final results are in and the Shoot From the Hip 2025 Oscar awards are complete! Here are the results:

Best longform: Sorry About My Nan

Best Tom character: Tomcee (Sorry About My Nan)

Best Sam character: L (The Creak in the Attic)

Best Luke character: Annabelle (Never Give Annabelle a Gun)

Best AJ character: Maureen (The Screams of the Damned)

Best villain: The Children (The Last Lullaby)

Best child character: Jimmy (The Screams of the Damned)