Welcome To Hell

next year they should add a category for the audience to vote on to elect someone to get punched in the face on stage

my toxic trait is that i think for every 15 minutes of work i do i should get 45 minutes of fuck around time

Awards winners should be decided by hand to hand combat between nominees from now on

made a realisation that if you have one awkward interaction no one actually cares and you don't have to like. kill yourself. do other people know about this

quentin tarantino just died at the oscars (trampled to death)

God y’all so boring about the Will Smith slapping Chris. “Violence is wrong” what is this a church? Fucking lay his ass out him next time, Will. Let Jada get a kick in too.

"ingredients you can pronounce!!!" actually i'm great at phonics and i love eating chemicals