swensong

gabrielle is always like, "have you seen xena? yeah she's tall, she's beautiful. she's dressed in a leather corset with armor plates around her perfectly shaped breasts (spoken for). her eyes are piercing blue and her long black hair flows in the wind as she fearlessly jumps on hordes of armed men and crashes their skulls with her thighs and chops them up with her sword and it is now covered in blood and she is a little bit too. i blow softly on her wounds as i sanitize them so it doesn't sting. when we settle for the night to sleep under the stars, she lights the fire and invites me to lie down next to her, and as she slowly drifts to sleep she stretches her arm and cuddles me, her body tracing the silhouette of mine, and her breath on my cheek keeping me warmer than the flames. she cannot sleep without me and i cannot sleep without her and nothing can ever tear us apart, not even death, for the ties that hold our souls together transcend all of time and space. have you seen her? yeah she broke my frying pan again, i am soooo fucking mad at her right now."

my favorite pastime is ruining my sleep schedule for more alone time

Uh oh i think something deep inside me just gave up for good 🤣

whatever man *walks outside of your render distance*

not sure how much longer ill be able to handle things costing money