change the rules

someone who is attempting to put their fav male character in a blender will say you hate your fav female character if you put her in a slight angst scenario, don’t let this deter you, she deserves the blender as well

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

the truth is that characters who are extremely unwell about each other are more compelling than characters who have a healthy relationship

"hot girls do this" "hot girls do that" you bore me. ugly and cold women rise

some of the best tropes: divorce, cheating, cucking, weird love triangle, breaking up making up, breaking up never making up, pining for your ex, pining for the person you're nominally in a competition with for the third end of the triangle, infidelity, emotional infidelity, fucking someone and imagining they're someone else, toxic soulmates, toxic codependency, proxy sex, exes with benefits, cheating, divorce

Okay, FUCKERS, it’s time to expose yourselves for the FILTHY SINNERS you are and put your favorite hetero ship in the tags!!