Forward we go.

I do think the post that's like "when they torture you to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂🤣" is one of the most succinct and foundational analyses of interpersonal violence and conflict that had ever been written

i’m not casual i will keep u on a chain

ooooh look at me I'm so hot sexy and beautiful and charming and friendly to everyone... 🙄

once you get a measurement for your bras you never go back. you feel like some tony montana the world is yours high every time you buy a bra from there on out and i want us all to know that

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

straight women will try to reassure you about their homophobic boyfriends the same way dog owners are always going "oh he's friendly" with their visibly agitated dog

i’m one of the most bisexual women they’ve ever released

you’ve lost the favour and good will of the ethnically ambiguous bad bitch

You will get over it because you fucking have to

Sure everything is twice as expensive as 3 years ago but at least we also didn't beat covid

your cat was an honor to see in the window

I just love it when things are earnest like everyone get more earnest now