I can’t sleep because I’m too preoccupied with being a pervert

astrology says my pussy is tight

top this bottom that we should all be focusing on what’s really important. #DRYHUMPING

up at 3am googling how do i break out of a repetitive cycle that both comforts and harms me

If I hear “I’m a people pleaser” one more time. Whole time they’re a people agitator. A people disappointer. A people exhauster.

Normal guy voice . I need to watch him lose consciousness in a vulnerable position

ok well it has been real but i am going to kill you with a hammer now

hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back