Your wavelenght is disagreeable, my dear sir

that’s why he got stabbed

Nicholas J Fury spent one weekend in the 90s hanging out with a cool lesbian and then spent the next twenty years trying and failing to find another superhero with her general degree of competence or emotional maturity

nick fury watching the events of civil war unfold: carol wouldn’t do this to me

that’s some damn tea

Sometimes this show has the exact right amount of random

Remember when Dream Daddy was called homophobic because a horror-themed (and non-canon, might I add) ending was found in the game’s code? Like y'all go after everything that isn’t the most saccharine, unproblematic, nothing-bad-happens-ever shit and I’m so, so sick of it. This keeps us from getting LGBT+ rep that’s actually interesting and in interesting situations! I want actual stories, but I guess you guys don’t. You just want a perfect little picture to hang on your wall.

Treating all gay people as uwu soft beans is a form of homophobia in itself, and that’s the tea. Make problematic gay characters!! Give lgbt characters flaws!! Give them interesting, non stereotypical personalities!! We’re human, and humans are flawed by nature, so treat us as such and don’t get pissed because of it.

See, this is healthy masculinity.

No. No it is not. This is me being a lesbian.

i already regret making this post bc smart people keep messaging me trying to explain math and it’s making me nauseous 

The universe did some weird shit, and humans were like “Got you now motherfucker! We got numbers and shit to figure it all out!”. And as punishment for this hubris God fucked up physics so hard we still don’t know what’s going on.

i am the shyest attention whore ever

I want attention!!! If you’re not busy… And you want to…. Its okay if you don’t