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Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine

SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed.

“I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.”

“I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.”

Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on.

In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix.

Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful.

“I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.”

“There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.”

Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time.

“It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.”

While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower.

“I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.”

“I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added.

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“You are the love of my life,

without you,

Batman

Never

Bothered

Attacking

The

Roots

Of

Social

Problems

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF BATMAN HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING?

Fake geeks, I swear to god…

The best part is that most of the lore, especially Batman: The Animated Series, gets to a point in Batman’s career when everyone asks the question of why someone would rob a bank in Gotham when they know that if they approached Batman, and coincidentally Bruce Wayne, they could get the help they needed.

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CYBIRD Ikemen Evolution Characters

Red Army (赤の軍)

“Charismatic x Sadist”

KING OF HEARTS: Lancelot Kingsley

『If you get in the way of my desire, I won’t forgive you. …That’s good, right? Alice.』

VA: Nobuhiko Okamoto Birthday: 11 January Height: 183 cm Blood Type: AB Compatible to: Kyle Ash & Sirius Oswald Not compatible to: Harr Silver

A king who controls Red Army. He has overwhelming charisma with his subordinates respect and swear absolute obedience to him. He possesses amazing magic power and press forward the country in dictatorship. On the other hand, he has an ignorant side in the ways of the world.

“Cool-headed x Tsundere”

QUEEN OF HEARTS: Jonah Clemence

『You might as well falling in love with me. Just then, I’ll forgive you.』

VA: Natsuki Hanae Birthday: 18 November Height: 178.5 cm Blood Type: B Compatible to: Luka Clemence & Lancelot Kingsley Not compatible to: Sirius Oswald

Good looking queen of Red Army. He pledges absolute loyalty towards Lancelot. Doting on his little brother Luka, but the love is not reciprocated. A perfectionist with great self confidence, and also a picky person. Extremely hate it when he’s referred to as [beautiful].

“Gentle x  Haraguro”

JACK OF HEARTS: Edgar Bright

『*Do you need some assistance? If it’s something I can do, I would like to be helpful.』

VA: Taku Yashiro Birthday: 23 August Height: 175.5 cm Blood Type: O Compatible to: Zero & Luka Clemence Not compatible to: Fenrir Godspeed

An almighty Jack of Red Army without any gaps. Has an etiquette rule of “ladies first” with soft and tender demeanor. Extremely love animals and junk foods. On the first glimpse he is a refined gentleman, but behind one’s back, he’s called a [ gentle devil ] …?

(* 何かお困りですか？= Is there something troubling you?

“Aloof x Genius”

ACE OF HEARTS: Zero

『You don’t fear me? …You are a strange one, aren’t you?』

VA: Kentaro Kumagai Birthday: 10 October Height: 176.5 cm Blood Type: A Compatible to: Edgar Bright Not compatible to: Jonah Clemence

Ace of Red Army and a fencing master. Carries a rare history with the origin of magical tower. Among the class-oriented soldiers, his ability rises on top. He is considered different/strange to his surrounding.

“Wild x Languid/Sluggish Doctor”

7 OF HEARTS: Kyle Ash

『Such a pain…hurry up and show me your arm. If you don’t want to die, I’m telling you to just leave it to me.』

VA: Makoto Furukawa Birthday: 17 July Height: 178 cm Blood Type: O Compatible to: Blanc Lapin, Oliver Knight & Lancelot Kingsley Not compatible to: None

7th rank in Red Army, he’s a military doctor overflowing with chivalry. The youngest in the army, yet *farsighted person. Due to his liking to alcohol despite has weak tolerance, it always ends up with him being hangover. Graduated from college at the age of 16, his intelligence is highly outstanding. He’s unreasonably weak in fighting.

(*having or showing foresight or good judgment

Black Army (黒の軍)

“Ore-sama x Cool”

KING OF SPADES: Ray Blackwell

『No matter how harsh your fate it, you should not cry. I’ll fight together with you.』

VA: Hiro Shimono Birthday: 23 March Height: 176.5 cm Blood Type: O Compatible to: Fenrir Godspeed & Loki Genetta Not compatible to: Zero

Black Army’s young king. Dislike restraints/restriction above all, he thinks that he wants to be strong in order to be free. Although he’s a cool person, but since he’s frank and open to everyone, he gains deep popularity among people regardless ages.

“Meddlesome x Cunning Adult”

QUEEN OF SPADES: Sirius Oswald

『Hey, you are a good girl right? So don’t cry. I cannot stand it seeing you cry.』

VA: Junichi Suwabe Birthday: 7 May Height: 185 cm Blood Type: A Compatible to: Lancelot Kingsley & Harr Silver Not compatible to: Jonah Clemence

The queen of Black Army who supports and guides the young king. Tho he’s blunt and curt, but he’s very good in taking care of others and being adored for his dependable leadership. His hobby is tidying up and watering flowers. It seems he has an old time connection with Lancelot, the king’s enemy…?

“Cute-type lone wolf x Shyness/Fear of Strangers/Strangers Anxiety”

JACK OF SPADES: Luka Clemence

『..I want you to just leave me alone.』

VA: Junya Enoki Birthday: 24 August Height: 175 cm Blood Type: A Compatible to: Sirius Oswald, Seth Hyde & Edgar Bright Not compatible to: Jonah Clemence

Uncommunicative Jack of Black Army who keeps people away from him. A cooking expert. Contrary to his beautiful appearance, he has a strong heart. Originally from the Red Territory, but for some reason he becomes the member of Black Army. Dislike his brother Jonah, but doesn’t quite transmitted to the person himself.

“Battle Enthusiast x Lucky Star”

ACE OF SPADES: Fenrir Godspeed

『Why don’t you let the nature takes its course? Let’s do this/I’m getting excited.』

VA: Tetsuya Kakihara Birthday: 15 April Height: 177 cm Blood Type: AB Compatible to: Ray Blackwell & Oliver Knight Not compatible to: Blanc Lapin & Edgar Bright

Black Army’s Ace and the head of special attack unit. Weapons enthusiast who’s loving war. Wild and calm at the same time, he’s fascinated by people regardless gender. Ray is his crime in partner since they are students back then. As a matter of fact, he’s a well bred man from a good family.

“*Onee (?) x Fighting Superior”

10 OF SPADES: Seth Hyde

『Let’s be friends ♪ I’m on the side of girls who are doing their best around the world!』

VA: Taishi Murata Birthday: 10 June Height: 179 cm Blood Type: AB Compatible to: Luka Clemence Not compatible to: Loki Genetta

10th rank in Black Army, he’s one beautiful onee-san (elder sister). Love delicious and cute things. Although he’s feminine, he’s very strong in fighting. A gentle and bright girlfriend…or so we thought, but…his real self seems to be different !?

(*オネエ=acts and talks in feminine way

People in Wonderland (不思議の国の人々)

“Mysterious x Shy”

JOKER: Harr Silver

『Don’t get close to me…This is for your own sake.』

VA: Junta Terashima Birthday: 12 December Height: 180 cm Blood Type: B Compatible to: Loki Genetta & Sirius Oswald Not compatible to: Lancelot Kingsley

A wanted man who resides in Forbidden Forest. He does not belong to either Red or Black Army. Known as [ Joker ]. His magical power is equivalent to Lancelot. He’s Loki’s guardian. *Appears like a phantom, there’s even a rumor that he’s planning his own revolution…!?

(*神出鬼没=appearing in unexpected places and at unexpected moments, elusive, phantom

“Devil x Yandere”

CHESHIRE CAT: Loki Genetta

『You fascinate me… Say, won’t you be mine?』

VA: Ayumu Murase Birthday: 22 February Height: 170 cm Blood Type: O Compatible to: Harr Silver & Ray Blackwell Not compatible to: Oliver Knight & Seth Hyde

A whimsical young man who acts with Harr. Known as [ Cheshire Cat ]. Easily getting lonely and desired to be loved, he’s good at seizing people’s heart. Hate rainy days. Living in the Forbidden Forest, it’s connected to his painful past…?

“Natural Airhead x Womanizer Gentleman”

WHITE RABBIT: Blanc Lapin

『All the women like it, because it’s like sugar confectioneries for me.』

VA: Yusuke Shirai Birthday: 10 September Height: 176 cm Blood Type: O Compatible to: Kyle Ash & Oliver Knight Not compatible to: None

A secretary of Wonderland who’s standing in neutral position against both Red and Black Army. Known as [ White Rabbit ]. A gentle-hearted gentleman, and an outrageous womanizer. He has a bad habit of easily losing his glasses. The gentleman who’s also elusive/vague/slippery, somehow he’s being caught under a painful, yet grand magic…?

“Poisonous Tongue x Matured Child”

MAD HATTER: Oliver Knight

『Hey girl, don’t look down on me. Don’t treat me like a kid.』

VA: Daiki Hamano Birthday: 5 April Height: 145 cm  Blood Type: A Compatible to: Kyle Ash & Blanc Lapin Not compatible to: Loki Genetta

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and if you scroll down theres only one comment

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if you go way back to the original blog @nn17gkn

“cbg juj uk fb? Ouppx obpx pbfxc 7xfpb uo jbq? bap” is the first post

using this cypher that post translates to:

ok but they posted something new.

if you use the same website from before, it converts to

“Thanks for playing how about round two this is a gays only event hettys need not apply“ (first of all fuckin amazing)

but then the link leads you to this picture

so if you brighten that image super high theres a link on the left side

that link takes you to a freetexthost page with this vimeo link: https://vimeo.com/277172453

the way the camera focuses in this video is morse code and me and @bitchface—mcgee translated it to: tmdlrrecurring17