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send in a symbol i’ll answer the corresponding question about my muse!

[ 🫀 ] does your muse make decisions with their head or their heart? perhaps a bit of both?

[ 🏉 ] would you say your muse lives up to their potential? are they trying to, or could they care less?

[ 💥 ] is your muse protective of those they care for? if so, how do they show it?

[ 👓 ] does your muse tend to judge others, or are they more open-minded?

[ 💍 ] does your muse have trouble committing to others? are they comfortable being this way, or would they prefer to be different?

[ 🏛 ] does your muse have any strange interests? do they keep these interests to themselves, or are they comfortable sharing them with others?

[ 🧭 ] does your muse consider themselves a good person? why or why not?

[ 🚓 ] has your muse ever been arrested? if so, what for?

[ 🧬 ] how important is family to your muse?

[ 💀 ] does your muse tend to blame themselves or others?

[ 📖 ] does your muse keep a diary or journal? what do they, or would they, write in a journal?

[ 👻 ] what decisions have your muse made that they regret?

[ 🤱 ] does your muse want to have children? why or why not?

[ ⏰ ] does your muse tend to cling to the past, dream about the future, or look to the present?

[ 🚌 ] what haunts your muse? is there any event in your muse’s past that they can’t move past?

[ 🥀 ] what are your muse’s standards for a romantic partner? are they realistic? why do they have these standards?

[ 👊 ] does your muse favour nonviolence? will they be violent if needed? do they revel in violence?

[ 🩹 ] does your muse prefer to keep the peace or rock the boat? are they a mediator, or do they tend to make others upset?

[ 🌊 ] does your muse have any specific fears? is there a reason why they fear these things?

[ 🏭 ] is your muse happy with their job or career path? why or why not?

[ ✈️ ] does your muse like to travel? have they travelled in the past? where would they like to go?

[ ⚰️ ] does your muse believe in an afterlife? if so, what do they believe the afterlife would look like?

[ 🦁 ] is your muse cowardly, or courageous? what would it take for them to act heroically or selflessly?

[ 🔒 ] what are your muse’s most negative traits? how do these traits influence their lives? (ex. if a muse is aggressive, they may have trouble forming lasting friendships.)

[ ⛓ ] has your muse ever felt trapped? by what?

Some may be NSFW, feel free to replace (x) with any name or pronoun.

“I thought (x) had died. I was about to, like, play a fanfare or something.”

“That’s just great. I will never unsee that.”

“Oh shoot! Oh my god, I shouldn’t have done that. I shouldn’t have done that!”

“This is your just desserts for leaving me with the cat.”

“I better not get thrown out of this place, or I swear to fuck…”

“Why are all these children so philosophical?!”

“Oh my fucking god, it looks (x), like, gave a deep throat to a vacuum!”

“Not to take away from the severity of this but I totally thought that said ‘booty’.”

“Oh my gosh, what are you wearing? It looks like a Danny Sexbang outfit!”

“Thank you, EA Games, for all you’ve done for me!”

“Um, if I say yes, will you hound (x) instead of me? Please, I’m very afraid of you.”

“I think you’re frickin’ doomed, (x). Like that herpes and shit on the side of you, that’s the least of your problems. Like, seriously, we’re in trouble.”

“And then they fight a lot and underwear happens and I think, like, people get real mad.”

“MY BALLS IS SO CUTE!”

“Heh, numbers and shit. I think I might make my Twitter handle 'numbers and shit’.”

“The butt stomp is like the one thing that I know how to do.”

“Look, don’t…don’t underestimate drunk teenagers because they will do things.”

“Things that were easy five seconds ago. Not so easy now.”

“This is a good dream. I would maybe kill somebody for this dream as well, okay? Maybe it’s not that bad.”

“(x), if you are smart and foul-mouthed, I am…I am literally going to throw a ring at you right now.”

“Told you. If no one curses me, I can do the jumps.”

So, just let me know if you want me to use Jesse McCree as his name or Cole Cassidy.

starter sentences for breaking the ice and first time meetings! feel free to change pronouns/tenses/etc. as needed!

❝ you must be new! i didn’t catch your name! ❞

❝ hey there! i’m [name]. looks like we’re working together! ❞

❝ i’m supposed to meet [name] here. any chance that’s you? ❞

❝ i don’t think we’ve met. let’s fix that, shall we? i’m [name]! ❞

❝ i’m sorry to bother you! i’m new here, and… lost. can you help me? ❞

❝ you look lost, do you need help? ❞

❝ um, can you break this bill? i need coins for the vending machine. ❞

❝ hey i’ve got extra time on the dryer; you’re welcome to it. ❞

❝ excuse me, could you hand me that– ❞

❝ i’m sorry; do you mind if i sit here? ❞

❝ it’s your first time too, huh? ❞

❝ i know a new face when i see one. ❞

❝ you stick out like a sore thumb here. ❞

❝ usually this isn’t a place to meet new people, but here we are! ❞

❝ hey you! being a wallflower won’t gain you friends, come say hi! ❞

❝ kind of a loner too, huh? maybe we can stick together? ❞

❝ let’s stick together, yeah? i’m [name], how about you? ❞

❝ oh no! let me help you with that! ❞

❝ help! please?! ❞

❝ uh! a little help here?! ❞

❝ thanks! for a moment there i thought i was a goner! ❞

❝ well that’s one way to make an introduction! ❞

❝ oh no! i’m sorry! this is a horrible first impression! ❞

❝ i think we got off on the wrong foot. can we start over? ❞

Jack grunted with each blow he dealt on the punching bag, sweat running down his forehead as he paused to sweep a few stray strands of hair out of his face as he continued to train.

“Y’know…when ya invited me to a party, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.” Jesse said with a small groan, tugging uncomfortably at the fancy suit he ha been wearing all evening. “I ain’t a fan of these fancy get-togethers. Or of these penguin suits.“

The fancy decor was much too flashy for the cowboy’s liking, and he did not fail to notice the looks some of the people gave him after hearing his accent.

Genji looked on in pride at the sapling. He’d recently started a small garden on the Overwatch facility grounds, with Winston’s approval, and had decorated it with rocks, a small pond, a few odds and ends here and there and what would soon grow into a beautiful tree in due time.

“Hey, you alright?” Baptiste asked as soon as he saw the open person’s eyes slowly begin to open. He’d sat down and held the person in his arms, wanting to make sure they were okay before taking them to get treated.

Darkened eyes slowly opened, vision fading in as Bastion found himself laying down on a bed. Or something similar to one.

As his vision started to clear, he found himself in some sort of medical facility. Grimacing from waking up, he rubbed his eyes and scratched at the rough stubble on his jaw before attempting to sit up.

He yawned, fangs extending down before retreating back to a pointed, but normal looking, position. For some reason he had a feeling tonight would be one of THOSE nights. He rolled out of bed and dressed before walking to his mini-fridge and dug out a blood bag…

“shit.” he grumbled as he took the last one and felt more than saw that the blood had gone bad. He would have to hunt. He wouldn’t waste the bag and bit through it to drink it down. It tasted horrible, but it was blood and it would sate him for a while before he found someone to drink from.

He waited until he was sure the sun was completely down before exiting, hat on his head. Two and a half centuries. It seemed so…long. Shaking the thought from his head, he forced back a yawn before walking out into the night, hands in his pockets.

He walked into the kitchen and took the moment to steep the bandages in a little hot water and drank it down. He sucked on one of the gauze patches and relaxed. It would be enough.

“Thanks.” Baptiste responded with a soft exhale, adjusting himself to a more comfortable position. He winced a little, but quickly settled down as he waited for Jesse to return.