Hey! How'd you get here?

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

losing dog but no one bets on me because i Don’t even lose well enougj

When the post goes triple platinum in the mutual circle and you have to scroll past the same thing seven times in a row

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

something so funny about pointing at people in an argument. like a full extension arm point in silence as if you're rebuking them. really enrages your opponent

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

Heartbreaking: you want to reblog a post but the op used an expression or turn of phrase that you find obnoxiously irritating for no real reason

oftentimes the appeal of a character is that they are a loser who sucks and their soul and their essence is that of a greasy stoner and then you check the fanart and theyre being drawn like pop stars and its just not right. it just aint right

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

sometimes I forget phrases I've used since I was like a kid are not common. friend was saying he was going to be late to a catch-up with a few other buddies and I sent him a voice message like "that's okay. I'm killing time, it ain't killing me!" and when he showed up he was like you are always so fucking intense what the hell was that. I thought you were having some kind of episode

everything you see on tumblr is biased towards the perspectives of the types of people who post a lot on tumblr. this is essential to remember

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically