lamb's little lair

~Reblog if you’re poly/support poly people~

Ive literally never related to anything more than this

i thought everything was kinda calm but turns out i’m just ignoring every single one of my problems

I had a dream I was able to time travel and I went like 10,20,100,1000,2000 years into the future but the instant I went to 4,000 I got stuck in a time dilation jail set up by the American government in the year 3,877 in which anyone that tried to time travel back or forth across May 23, 3877 while on Earth would end up stuck in this time dilation chamber trap to stop time travelers but like it was so crazy and mismanaged because it was legit capturing like every single time traveler ever and the place had only been open for 12 minutes and was already getting overpopulated with nonstop multiple recursive instances of this one other guy trying to break previous versions of himself out of this god damn time traveler jail

that is fucking hysterical and absolutely sounds like something the American Government would set up. 

i’m exactly high enough to be like 😳🤯

Birdapillars! I envision them moving in one undulating line.

i didn’t know how much i needed birbs cuddling in my life, so obv i will share ❤️

I highly recommend being quiet. 

Wheeeeew... most people could use this recommendation 🙃

No one will fuck you better than someone who gets pleasure from making you cum

This is actually the sweetest

I call it presence—not just commitment, but actively choosing and engaging with your partner every day. It is a beautiful feeling.

👌🏻

This is lovely

Ah, oui 🖤🥀

The old fat ugly guy with the young hot girl thing is pretty hot. My main complaint is that the gifs and videos are all so fucking vanilla! Come on you dirty old men, haven’t your 60+ years given you any creativity? Don’t you want to hurt me? Degrade me? You already made love to your wife for the last 40 years, do you really want to make love to me too? Wouldn’t you rather shove it in my tight hot asshole? And/or beat me, spit on me, and make me beg?

This is still so fucking true.

🤤