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Keni
Cosmic Funnies
trying on a metaphor
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
almost home
Kiana Khansmith
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Discoholic 🪩
wallacepolsom
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Mike Driver
#extradirty
One Nice Bug Per Day
Origami Around
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Not today Justin
Stranger Things
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@swedensgay
Dear Anyone Who Hates Cats
My cat literally sleeps next to my face until she thinks I’m asleep and then she’ll move to the end of my bed. If I wake up at night she’ll go back up to me head and stay with me until I fall asleep again. In the morning she’ll follow me when I call her. She’s a precious lil nugget.
My best friend!!!!
I LOVE HER.
i would die for that cat
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this might be the most pretentious thing ive read all week
Jules Joseph Lefebvre
French, 1836 - 1911
flowers in hair
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a single distant, but very loud, yeehaw
Gay people making films is like:
I hate how addicted I get to anything that makes me feel anything
me when i marry keanu reeves
me: baaaabeeee can we role play the matrix again
keanu(my sweet husband): honeyyyy :( we do this every night. *sigh* ok. *puts on his sunglasses * this is neo from the matrix
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depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!
me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week
families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we’ve researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful
actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you’re sad but someones gotta do the goddamn dishes stop being lazy get up. why didn’t you go to school today, what’s wrong with you, you’re such a burden on this family.
Therapists in the media: *understanding head tilt*
My real live therapist whom I adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I’ve ever heard.
Therapists in Media: Lets do some art therapy and be really quiet while we talk about your feelings :)))))) also I’m prescribing you 500 different medicines
My therapist Brian who I love to death: Jack, I think your first problem is you stay up too late looking at memes, so let’s try taking a nap
My real life therapist: Okay, before we start, I found this hilarious video I know you’d love.
Therapist in media: serious face the whole time
My therapist: *laughs awkwardly*
therapists in media: refined, cultured, poised, “I’m afraid I haven’t [heard of the nerdy thing their patient just referenced]”
my old therapist derek, from across the reception area, seeing me for the first time after the summer of 2015: HEY DID YOU SEE AGE OF ULTRON?? IT SUCKED, RIGHT???
my current therapist ian, in our very first appointment: do you like star wars? anxiety is like the force, it can consume you, or you can learn to keep it in balance… you’re my padawan now
Actual things my therapist has told me:
“You’re bassicly a glorified sad lizard.” (It makes sense with context)
“Damn girl you need to get your shit together.”
“Go home and cry. Stop drinking in bathtubs. Eat something that isn’t bleach or memes.”
I’ll add more tomorrow after I see her again.
Can I just say that y'all sharing your positive experiences with therapy are extremely important? I had a Bad therapist in high school and I’m only just now (almost a decade later) considering trying therapy again, largely in thanks to people who talk openly about their treatment and how it helps them.
So like, thanks dudes.
been to therapy for about 6 years now and honesly, amazing. with some therapists ive talked about serious shit, with others ive vented and had coffee and talk about normal everyday things. 10/10 would recommend.
“You can’t argue with them like a regular person … you have to out-conspiracy theory them.”
Why do you hate straight people
heres my paypal
i’ll answer your question when i recieve payment :) thank you so much!
Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,
As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;
But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;
Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.
Fuck you
大きな生き物5
Happy New Year!
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brie larson in a hawaiian shirt…..a LOOK
mlm holy trinity
