my blog

probably feels good as hell to beg for mercy and smirk and draw a poisoned blade as they turn away

Someone is eating a fresh orange in this McDonald's. I smelled it and my head snapped up like a hunting dog. That smell doesn't belong in this wicked place

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

Cops are here.

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

[ID: Hank Hill in a korn hoodie, he is holding a can of Monster energy. /end ID]

The feminist pervert is a lonely but righteous path.

best part of tumblr is; i come here, reblog and i leave.

i like videogames

you are a bad person

i like toys and playing. and sweets

you piss me off so much every day

oh shit my leitmotif is on here hold my drink

someone commented on a post of mine accusing me of having an insecure attachment style and they had a funny username so i clicked on their blog and their most recent post is a nigh incomprehensible lesbian fanfic about turning in to a smart car and falling in love with a woman who turned in to an suv. i don't think i learned anything from this and i hope you didn't either.

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

and now you're just somebiden that I used to joe