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reasons I hate the finnish language:
gorilla vuorilla = gorilla in the mountains
gorilla vuorilla = gorilla with (fabric) lining
gorillavuorilla = in the mountains where the gorillas live
gorillavuorilla = lined with gorilla fur
 And theyâre all pronounced exactly the same.
That phrase has the same energy as âkuusi palaaâ.
Baby and toddler vocabulary in Dutch
based on this list (thank you @chiara-klara-claire for tagging me to translate it and my apologies for the huge delay!)
De crĂšche (-s); het kinderdagverblijf (-ven) - the crĂšche De denkbeeldige vriend (-en) - the imaginary friend Het kind (-eren) - the child De kindertijd (no plural) - the childhood De klasgenoot (-noten) - the class mate Het kleurpotlood - the colored pencil De kleuterschool (-scholen) - the kindergarten De knuffelbeer (-beren); de knuffel - the teddy bear; the cuddly toy Het kruippakje (-s) - the romper suit De lolly (-âs); BE de lekstok (-ken) - the lollipop De melktand (-en) - the baby tooth De pamper (-s) - the diaper De pap (no plural) - the pap De school (scholen) - the school De schooluitstap (-pen) - the school trip Het slaapliedje (-s) - the lullaby De slab (-ben) NL; de bavet (-ten) BE - the bib Het speelgoed (no plural, collective noun); het speeltje (-s)  - the toy De speeltuin (-en) - the playground Het spel (-en) - the game Het sprookje (-s) - the fairytale De tekenfilm (-s) - the cartoon (Het) tikkertje (no plural) - play tag Het tussendoortje (-s) - the snack De tut (-ten)* - the pacifier De vriend (-en) - the friend (m.) De vriendin (-nen) - the friend (f.) Het waskrijt (no plural)** - the grease pencil (Het) verstoppertje (no plural) - hide and seek De verzorgtafel (-s) - the changing table
Brabbelen (gebrabbeld) - to babble Kleuren (gekleurd) - to colour Knutselen (geknutseld) - to do craft work Schilderen (geschilderd) - to paint Spelen (gespeeld) - to play Vertellen (verteld) - to tell
*often the diminutive, âtutjeâ, is used
**for having a plural, use the diminutive âwaskrijtjesâ
Fun Finnish Words
@skyfern replied:
âepĂ€jĂ€rjestelmĂ€llistyttĂ€mĂ€ttömyydellÀÀnsĂ€kÀÀnköhĂ€nâ The Finns steal all the letters, leave some for us will you XDÂ
Weâre probably almost as bad as the Welsh and the Icelandic are. Compound words for the win! So hereâs a few more oddities Iâll share, just because I can.
Words and phrases that just look funny to anyone
HÀÀyöaie - hÀÀ+yö+aie, âwedding-night-intentâ, most vowels in a Finnish word compared to complete word length. Another version is hÀÀyöaieuutinen, âwedding-night-intent-newsâ if you were to⊠tell someone the news that you intend to have a wedding night? Thereâs no logic, it just sounds funny. LĂ€mpimĂ€mpi - lĂ€mmin+mpi, âwarmerâ, the word is bent according to the use of the comparative suffix -mpi, and in this case becomes a dumb chant of itself. Alavilla mailla hallanvaaraa - âFlatlands can expect a danger of night-frostâ, can be heard in a weather forecast, once voted to be the most beautiful Finnish sentence. Vesihiisi sihisi hississĂ€ - âA water-spirit was hissing in an elevatorâ, a common tongue-twister.
Words that change meanings weirdly with a suffix
HypĂ€tĂ€ - to jump / HypellĂ€ - to casually keep jumping, just as an example Tappaa - to kill / Tapella - to fight/brawl/argue/fistfight, but grammatically âto casually keep killingâ Hakata - to hit, to hammer, to chop / Hakkailla - to casually keep hitting/hammering/chopping (with a slightly different suffix), but in folk use and old euphemisms it means âto flirtâ. Nauraa - to laugh / Naureskella - to keep laughing, but in common use âto mockâ or âto sneer atâ.
Odd homonyms
Kuusi palaa - thanks to the nature of how words are formed in Finnish, in this case kuusi can either mean âthe number sixâ, âyour moonâ, âa spruce treeâ or âsix of [insert people, animals, objects]â while palaa can mean âto burnâ, âto returnâ or âan amount of piecesâ. So the sentence can either read as âyour moon is burning/returningâ or âthe number six is burning/returningâ, âthe spruce is returning/on fireâ or âthe six of them are burning/returningâ or just âsix piecesâ (of cake, of a puzzleâŠ). With a bit of a stretch, if there was a conversation started by âwhat are you eating?â and the person somehow owned a moon, reply âkuusi palaaâ could even translate to âa piece of your moonâ.
Vihdoin vihdoin vihdoin - âFinally I whisked myself with a vihtaâ, in any order you wish to think of it. Vihdoin means âfinallyâ but it also means to âvihtoaâ in first person past tense, which is a verb made from the tool âvihtaâ, a birch-twig sauna thing.
Haavat - either âaspen treesâ or âwoundsâ. Word conjugations for haapa (aspen) and haava (wound) look similar in plural form.
Verbs for having fun in different ways
For being such a stoic country, Finns actually have a lot of words for laughing! Most are onomatopoetic, as in many languages, so maybe they can give a hint to the pronunciation of some Finnish vowels.
Nauraa - to laugh Hekottaa - to laugh in a wide, loud, airy manner HihittÀÀ - to giggle, maybe like when someone is hiding a crush Kikattaa - to giggle, but sounds a bit different, more open and child-like KĂ€kĂ€ttÀÀ - to cackle (not to be confused with kakattaa, âto feel like poopingâ) RĂ€kĂ€ttÀÀ - to cackle harder, louder HöhöttÀÀ - to laugh in a neighing, snorting, low way Hohottaa - to laugh in a wide, low, loud way Hirnua - to laugh very loudly and nasally, also to neigh (like horses do) HymistĂ€ - to hum, can also be to hum in a laughing/smiling way HykertÀÀ - to chuckle, to laugh to themselves, to laugh in a humming way KihertÀÀ - something between a chuckle and a giggle TyrskĂ€htÀÀ - to burst out a snorting laugh Tirskahtaa - to burst out a giggle Tirskua - to keep making those poorly restrained giggles PĂ€rskĂ€htÀÀ - to snort (also used for horses etc) Ulvoa (naurusta) - to howl with laughter (also used for dogs, wind etc.) Tikahtua (nauruun) - to be overcome with, to nearly choke, to lose voice over laughing, but in a good way
By adding the -ella/-ellĂ€ suffix âto casually keep doingâ, you can easily make them into softer, more side-note verbs that you can do under your breath or while talking, like kikatella âto keep gigglingâ, hekotella âto keep laughing loudly and airilyâ, hykerrellĂ€ âto keep chucklingâ.
đđ do a list of your fav funny Dutch words and I will love you forever
Sure đ Iâll do words and expressions.
De sigaar zijn - literal translation: to be the cigar - meaning: to be screwed/busted.
Binnenpretje (het) - literal translation: little inside fun - meaning: when you think of something funny and start to chuckle you have a binnenpretje.
Oelewapper (de) - dummy
Met samengeknepen billen zitten - literal translation: to sit with your butt cheeks squeezed together - meaning: to be very nervous
Klopt - literal translation: knocks - meaning: thatâs right
Flierefluiter (de) - slacker
Zielepietje (het) - poor thing
Kjoet - slang spelling of cute
Billenkoek geven - literally: to give ass cookie - meaning: officially it means hitting children on their butt as a punishment, but nowadays it just means punishing a child in any way and itâs often said as a joke.
Prietpraat (de) - small talk, talking about nonsense
Aflebberen - to lick off; to kiss in a disgusting way
This is all I can think of for now haha

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The Northerlands
from /r/vexillology Top comment: They speak Dortch
Behöver det hÀr pÄ en hoodie
summer night in Sweden
En sommarnatt i Juni
Swedish phrases that begin with i
i alla fall - in any case, anyway
i alla led - end-to-end
i allmÀnhet - in general
i annat fall - otherwise, else
i fred - alone
i frÄga om - about, with respect to, concerning
i första hand - importantly, first (of all)
i en handvÀnding - in no time
i hemlighet - secretly
i jÀmförelse med - compared to
i och för sig - in itself, assuredly, certainly
i och med - as a result
i regel - as a rule
i samband med - in relation to
i sjÀl och hjÀrta - inwardly
i sjÀlva verket - in reality, actually
i stÀllet - instead
i sÀnder - at a time, one by one
i varje fall - in any case, whetherÂ
i viss mÄn - to a certain degree
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Three Maps of the Danish Language
Aan het & (Om) te
Hey you lovelies!
I noticed that a lot of people struggle with the word combinations âaan hetâ and â(om) teâ, so Iâll try to explain them with examples đ
âAan hetâ is used for a continuous action that happens/happened at a certain moment in time. Itâs always combined with a form of âto beâ.
Examples:
Dat meisje is aan het leren in the bibliotheek. (That girl is studying in the library)
Wat ben je aan het doen? (What are you doing?)
Hij was gisteren aan het zeuren. (He was whining yesterday)
The struggle with âom teâ is often that people donât know when you can omit âomâ. The general rule is that you canât omit âomâ when itâs used in the context of âin order toâ. In other cases itâs a personal choice.
Examples:
Hij vindt het eng (om) hem mee uit te vragen. (He finds it scary to ask him out)
Ik vind het eng (om) dat tegen haar te zeggen. (It scares me to tell her that)
Zij gaf hem een knuffel om hem gerust te stellen. (She gave him a hug to reassure him)
Time expressions in Finnish
aina = always
usein = often
joskus = sometime
harvoin = seldom
kerran = once
taas, uudelleen = again
kerran vielÀ = one more time, once again
ei vielÀ = not yet
ei enÀlÀ = not any more
ei koskaan = never
ei koskaan enÀÀ = never again
nyt = now
nykyisin = nowadays
ennen = previously
nyttemmin = lately
ÀskettÀin = recently
Ă€sken = just now
pian, kohta = soon
heti = straight away, at once
tÀnÀÀn = today
huomenna = tomorrow
ylihuomenna = the day after tomorrow
eilen = yesterday
toissapÀivÀnÀ = the day before yesterday
pari pÀivÀÀ sitten= a few days
parin pÀivÀn kuluttua = after a few days, a fee days later
koko pÀivÀn = all day
joka toinen pÀivÀ = every other day
sillÀ aikaa = during that time, meanwhile
tÀllÀ kertaa = this time, on this occasion
siihen aikaan = at that time
samaan aikaan = at the same time
Names and meanings of the chess pieces in Europe.
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snow and frost
en vinterdag vid den lilla Än som kallas för SvensbyÄn

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Forest cover of Europe.
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hyvĂ€ ja pyöreĂ€âŠ.
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