fated in every universe to hate eachother. designed by god to piss eachother off. in every universe, in every timeline, i am destined to meet you. and it's going to suck really bad for both of us

spongebob looking out the window meme but it's me being jealous of everyone w those cunty chinese cigarettes

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

happy pride month to this post specifically

Reblog to cast healing for your homies.

There's something thats just so incredibly funny about the Afroman lawsuit cause theres literally no substance to it. Seeing all these cops getting upset and offended by Afroman music in a courtroom setting is just so fucking funny. Like a lawyer asking a cop "what private information of yours exactly was breached by the phrase "receding hairline dipshit"?" Like you could have saved yourself the extra humiliation, but instead you guys took it to court and now everyone has seen your sheriff literally break down crying over a song that says she licks pussy. Thats just objectively hilarious

I can't get over this. Afroman releasing individual diss tracks about each of the cops is so good. Cause like its one thing to make one or two songs about the house raid, but then to proceed to make a song called "Randy Walters is a son of a Bitch", call him out by name and say you fucked his wife, and then have that same cop go on court record saying he cannot confirm or deny that he got cucked by Afroman. Like congrats man. Before, everyone just thought he was joking about fucking your wife, but now you wont deny it