so long, gay mario!

in 2026 all online experiences are mediated through the aesthetic and cultural language of 4chumblr but real life has indeed also become increasingly and irreversibly 4chumblr. there really is no escaping it

I cannot believe not coughing on people became a political statement

they had no evidence then with the blogs they terminated & they have no evidence now either so ig its always been your blog gets deleted for "any reason or none at all" when they dont like you for being black or transfem

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

it's important to yell "fuck you kill yourself" at the tv advertisements to counteract the mind control

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

☻/ this is bob. you may have seen him in the 2008 youtube comments sect- well shit i just decapitated the fucker. RIP bob 2008-2026 /▌ /\

its a real shame we cant talk about gendered socialization as the violence that it is without some fuckass rocking up like "and thats why trans women arent women!"

like children gendered as girls are fed less and given less opportunities to play and make messes, and children gendered as boys are offered less help and given less emotional support, and this is hurting them! but no actually we need to stop trannies from using the womens washroom

The thing missing from the transphobic analysis is that children gendered as one but perceived to conform more to the other (or to "fail" at their gendered socialization) tend to get a sampler-pack of the worst of both, plus a bunch of outright abuse on top.

the way im incapable of having a conversation about weight with normal people. those conversations feel like a mine field because there are no right answers. im not gonna feel sorry for you that you gained weight and i dont have any dieting tips and your self depreciating weight jokes arent funny and i dont feel like congratulating you on your weight loss with how mean to your past self you are being and it doesnt feel good that you think that me wanting to gain weight is weird or stupid. sorry

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

the concept of a site that doesn't even allow porn requiring age verification for mature content. you gotta give us your legal id or else we'll hide random posts that were incorrectly flagged from you

fuck its Already like 100 am