redbone

blasts you with my transgender beam

the beam doesnt make you transgender, it IS transgender

the actual effect is 8d6 necrotic damage

I’m sorry to report that this is a W for Eminem

hey. hey tumblr? don't tag that for me. i didn't type Youtube and i don't want to be seen as the kind of person who does.

my fail boyfriend and his cringe tags

oh come on, you know me, i wouldn't tag like that!!!!!

youve never capitalized a proper noun in your life

hey. hey tumblr? don't tag that for me. i didn't type Youtube and i don't want to be seen as the kind of person who does.

my fail boyfriend and his cringe tags

cringe comp of me saying its morbin time 500 times per day

omg you didn’t even watch that movie.

morbing is a state of mind john id expect you of all people to understand that

but which state is it? the people, they need to know! how will they ever find out if you don’t explain it?

arkansas

cringe comp of me saying its morbin time 500 times per day

omg you didn’t even watch that movie.

morbing is a state of mind john id expect you of all people to understand that

cant even reblog a semi positive post in this house smh

omg that sounds so gay what the hell???

lol gotcha

cant even reblog a semi positive post in this house smh

dave? did you think you were a bad person? :(

is that not obvious

i don't even know how to turn that into a joke, it's actually that sad. and i am trying!

its fine dont be weird about it

dave? did you think you were a bad person? :(

is that not obvious

daaaaaaaave.

joooooooooooooooohn

rude!!!

honestly how were we even compatible in the first place its almost like your complete and utter lack of pop culture knowledge is insanely attractive to me