Be John Egbert. ==>

@randomegbert

You are JOHN EGBERT. You are TWENTY years old, officially old, and you could have sworn you already did this once a few years ago, at least you think it's been years. Life has changed, and there's no question about that. Even if Sburb is over, that doesn't mean Sburb is over. Anyhow, you still have a variety of INTERESTS, but they have changed a little. That passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES hasn't gone away, and you make it a point to find and watch new ones. you are also a MASTER PRANKSTER, something not everyone at school can appreciate. CAKE, of course, still drives you up the walls, thanks to your dad. And, things are different now. You spend a lot of your time getting to know all about to other timelines/dimensions/universes with the aid of tumblr. You've met so many different people, and you want to meet so many more. [[Canon divergent John Egbert Homestuck rp blog. Crossover friendly. I can, at times, be nsfw. None of the art used here is mine, Come say hello Established: March 15th, 2012]]

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apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 3/15/12, 7:46:35 PM.

#cracks open this blog for a hot second

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well, i finally logged onto this on more than just a phone.

hey. hey tumblr? don't tag that for me. i didn't type Youtube and i don't want to be seen as the kind of person who does.

my fail boyfriend and his cringe tags

oh come on, you know me, i wouldn't tag like that!!!!!

youve never capitalized a proper noun in your life

not even as an example. what kind of person do you take me for?

...

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hey. hey tumblr? don't tag that for me. i didn't type Youtube and i don't want to be seen as the kind of person who does.

my fail boyfriend and his cringe tags

oh come on, you know me, i wouldn't tag like that!!!!!

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hey. hey tumblr? don't tag that for me. i didn't type Youtube and i don't want to be seen as the kind of person who does.

cringe comp of me saying its morbin time 500 times per day

omg you didn’t even watch that movie.

morbing is a state of mind john id expect you of all people to understand that

but which state is it? the people, they need to know! how will they ever find out if you don’t explain it?

arkansas

#swaggie2cape #Youtube

but what do i know? i'm still here saying amogus. i'm so out of date!!!

I am not sorry

cringe comp of me saying its morbin time 500 times per day

omg you didn’t even watch that movie.

morbing is a state of mind john id expect you of all people to understand that

but which state is it? the people, they need to know! how will they ever find out if you don't explain it?

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Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

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cringe comp of me saying its morbin time 500 times per day

omg you didn't even watch that movie.

cant even reblog a semi positive post in this house smh

it’s just really sad!!!

sometimes i forget how bad things use to be, ok?

ugh youre so sensitive

call me germany in 1989 cuz youre breaking down my walls

omg that sounds so gay what the hell???

lol gotcha

hshsjskjdjsjdnsbhdd

cant even reblog a semi positive post in this house smh

it’s just really sad!!!

sometimes i forget how bad things use to be, ok?

ugh youre so sensitive

call me germany in 1989 cuz youre breaking down my walls

omg that sounds so gay what the hell???

cant even reblog a semi positive post in this house smh

it's just really sad!!!

sometimes i forget how bad things use to be, ok?

dave? did you think you were a bad person? :(

is that not obvious

i don't even know how to turn that into a joke, it's actually that sad. and i am trying!

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dave? did you think you were a bad person? :(

oh, is that how it is? filling my ask box with a song i don't actually recognize is boring to you?

god youre right the spark is gone the romance is dead your mother always told you i was no good etc guess i have to start sleeping on the couch

ill move out next week

daaaaaaaave.

joooooooooooooooohn

rude!!!

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